No one even asks for my number anyway...

Autofocus perfect wedding photo

"so... you're pregnant?"

It won't take long.

New Hair Cut

When you see it

How Homer remembers his best friends' names

That moment when suddenly everything becomes clear.

What bordeom does to you....

When fat kids say: "that's how I roll"

I want my damn apples!

Requesting money on paypal

I?m probably the only one

One of the best ideas ever :D

Germans invent new copy machine

Dude, give it to me straight.

Ok now seriously wtf...

Oh sweet tumblr making my day

Dead people should be dead

Thanks Bieber

He was still pretty awesome

Sometimes it's as easy as it sounds

Portal Mysteries....

Too bad he is gone

When in doubt... use C4

And when you turn it around to grab the last ones there are sh*tty crumbs everywhere

Perfect evening

Kim Kardashian - The tsunami maker

Game logic

No,god no, please no...NO

He is back!

If you remember this... :)

Why would I want a blank paper?

That was a close call!

The usual week

Happy doggy. *_*

Nailed it

Seems like Fred's lonely sometimes...

Smart thinking Egypt!

Enough Internet for today

Ngek - that sound you make.

Poor Jon

When I see a hilarious post and find out in the comments it was a repost.

Japan, oh you....

Killer whale feelin' the beat.

What if?

Toilet bowls are apparently not pug-friendly

Oh, Steve...

English ftw 2

Some Bath Indeed!

Here's some slow mo'

That escalated quickly.

The dark part between 2 rainbows is called "Alexander's band"

Life against me

Your daily dose of wtf

Babe caught me flying

"Have you ever been with a man..?"

Student mad at teacher, makes best comeback points - video

Life is good part II

Dat ass !

Well, damn you horse.

Only in Wal Mart

Just some tumblr ideas

Stormtrooper Infomercial.

Why would he do such a thing

Vegetarians!

He has a point

Spain beating Germany

One of those conversations

I did not expect that

When I win an argument

You'll just get the "D", tenacious on the side

Grand from Mythbusters should have played a part in The Matrix

Tumblr is funny

The ultimate trap card

This isn't even my final form

Apparently there is a new gender in town

Panty dropper

I don't know what to say here

Highschool textbooks

If I could meet last year me

Trying to act cool

Answer me for real...

Girls at engineering schools

Jedi vs Sith

Spoiler?

Epic comment

I suddenly feel the urge for pizza

Have you?

[insert girl scream]

Like I give a f*ck

Internet, ruining precious moments since 1995

This somehow describes what it is to be married

Trying to submit anything to this page...

That moment...

Just Tumblr

The praying mantis actually has a ear between its legs, da fuqq

Steroids

99 cents

Oh sh*t not the spine