Rolf Has The Best Quotes

Something is not right...

Just Billy Connolly for you

Clever Pick-up line

With a great beard comes great responsibility.

Ridicously photogenic banana

Those days where you just don't give a f*ck

Just a normal day

Pizza's here...

Six pitches, six home runs

Basically my life

I'll just put that back..

How i see a banana

yeeeeeaaaaah

huehuehuehue

That adorable little waddle

Could you please mooooove

Stahp

whoah

Why doesnt anyone tell them?

Sure is

I know right! I can't believe anyone is still on MySpace!!

Unexpected..

They're not always smart

Thug life

take that!

Sphere of activity cut

Operation: Duckling Loop

American Keyboards

So cute!

F*ck you in particular!

Frogman: Tiny Horse Adventures

Teemo you little shit

that sums it up

I didn't see that coming

BURN!

Nerds...

We all love sloths

just googled "majestic internet creature" and..

Single in 3...2...1..

Another reason to love this wonderful instrument

feels..

why? it cost 20 dollars for nothing ...

love your neighbour, stone them to death

usefull

I'm out of words.

Nope

Inspiration

So many feet.

Well.. that's a nice trick

Kids know too much these days

Theyre watching Tennis... maybe

Are you ready?

Now pay up!

send help

Still my favorite disney reaction gif

you heartless ***...

xbox one - or more p0rn!

Just check the comments

56k was the real deal

When all else fails

Pretty much how all my spanish classes go

I dont even.....

I laughed so hard when he fell

I guess she will never know

Lying ***s

What if...

Oh shit...

And a monopoly money

Happens too often

Every time

How to win every fight

Making a Hobbit

Hot potato

Potato. Banana. Aligator.

I miss this show. D:

5 minutes left in the exam, you turn the sheet over and see that there's another side of questions

Boners and shit

The disadvantages of being an astronaut

I just sat there with my mouth covered and prayed for forgiveness.

Math...y u do dis...

When i downvote a post from 1 to 0

Sometimes you have enemies because you're a prick

Have you ever realise?

lol wut

Trying to comprehend what a more intelligent person is saying.

A Croatian 7-yo boy was asked about his expectations...

not sure if trolling or just racist...

Good news everyone

Skrillex bangs

It's all about how you interpret the combined words.

How i imagine wiings is posting

Time to panic

Autobots, we've lost him...

The 4 elements

No words can describe this...

You shouldn't use the mens room girl...

Oh how we grow up...

Action Gif. I love it

Quick death vs. slow death