Today is my birthday. This is how I feel because nobody knows.
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Remember, 36 years ago this weekend, Members of Cobra Kai were brutally attacked by Daniel LaRusso and his sensei following a Halloween party. Tell your kids to be safe this Halloween!
Bármi is az, egyből kettő jöhet, meg a DiCapriónak egy mentőövet
Remote teaching has been a nightmare for us teachers too. Happy Halloween!
Come on! It's like me and Karma hunter, try!
I'm supposed to be marrying this woman, but now I'm having second thoughts.
we are all the same
Love snaps from the wife during a shitty work day
Checked on my daughter to see how school was going.... now waiting for the teachers email.... what’s with the bat?!?
My son didn't want to wear his uniform to school today. The only way out was to wear a halloween costume. He came up with this entirely on his own.
Ohhhhhh... I'm so sorry
My cat hit me with “We need to talk”
I tried to decorate pumpkins for work, but they were Rejected.
U can’t mess around
My daughter is Post Malone for Halloween
ken m is one of the OG trolls breh
Where do you get those pics JohnsyBoi....
I can't believe!!!!
the struggle is real
Never give up on your love.
Flashlight that cries
These raccoons liked my post, so you better do.
They did him dirty
Hey step sword help me im stuck on a lake in Sweden
Y do u cum?
The pasta/spinach paradox
He really do be though
Why the brakes?
Not quite, marie claire
Hey youuu guyyyys!
If you’ve ever wondered what happens if you forget to pick a radish, wonder no more. Found this in the garden today.
Halloween 2020 ... Anybody beat this one?
No. No. He’s got a point.
Fooled 'em for a while, but then...
Trunk or treat done right: hilarious, but definitely scarring some children.
how much spinach I start cooking with vs how much I end up with
Should i mark this a mature?
Nice parrot bro, where’d you get it?
Today we witnessed the rare mating ritual of the UPS truck.
Oh, it’s not ending Dec. 31
The handicap spots have sombreros at my local Mexican restaurant.
is me breh
Whenever me or my wife want Little Ceasers we send each other this picture with no context
Saint George testing the dragon for Covid-19.
Every tittle is an oportunity to share your feelings w the boys
only teleprobing pls
Remember to keep holy the hour of 4:20
The best kind of meeting...
I just want to say that, despite all this, it's cool how the dog has its own mug
I wonder how people know on the first sight I'm from Czech republic
There will be no more delays
All of my coworkers agreed to dress up as smurfs for Halloween. Im the only one to go through with it.
Dressing up as a convict to pass out candy. Wife put fake tear tattoos on upside down. Now I have sperm tattoos on my face.
Messing with the neighbors trail camera
Don't worry about it
Saw my opportunity and took it!
She was a guy...
Just like my memes
ʙʀᴜʜ ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛɪᴛʟᴇs
I'm up to 9! And it's only 12:00!
I finally remember what Zoom meetings remind me of.
Make humanity Monke again
My Spanish teachers door
This is why dogs can't play poker.
Kills 99.9% of hopes and dreams.
"Enjoy your treats."
Get that suspension checked
Local grocery stores got jokes
I can not wait to die now!
Im sorry i though this was murica