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Today is opposite day
Why'd you tie him up in the trunk? He's still breathing!
turn off all the clocks at my house so time stops and I can continue to live
It's happy hour somewhere
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Don't make me tap the sign
beep
my breh gluten ain dunuffin breh
If Allah isn't real, why did everything began with an explosion
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The Great Jebrehdiaj
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Fart Kontrol
Behold…
german italian japanese polish dutch french portuguese african = Brazilian™
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Locoste
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Mammy milkers
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They also work themselves to death and burn it all off.
Jeez what a dumb ***
The Kids seeing me bury a prostitute i killed
Bros, is the holy spirit real?
Nope! This is the ***penguin 3000
Friend of a friend pulled the emergency killswitch during a drive one time
Good
What was the color of the bear?
What back muscles?
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am
Thanks, Gordon
You know what they say, big chalice, small wand, am I right my fellow conjurers, haha
Based gf
"Hello Zuzu"
80% more key per key
The West has Fallen
MSDOS (Compiled from source)
Maybe they are doing an extra shitty job on purpose?
I would think of the gorilla meme
What kind of dad would publish his deceased daughter's private diary for money?
serious meme
599 per second is the limit, good to know
Sweet
I was given +500 social credit points for this post
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Pedestrian speedbump
The children yearn for the dunes
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Chuck
ohio
clown world origins
Neat!
Pals of copper
...
Indeed
smoke
His passengers are elementary schoolers
GNㅤㅤㅤ
tomato
And your other crucifix
you just only travel where the state tells you you're able to travel
okay :3 yay!
ai
ggg
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this Romanian campaign is going great, might sell oil to Hitler later
It's in Munich
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T_T
hey zoomers, can I be one of you?
:3
Simple, really
listen here sonny
I should replay bioshock
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Sweet Anita (not actually sweet)
Microsoft Windows? Nah, Macrohard Doors
It started as a joke and evolved into an unironic way to pay respects
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ggg
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Pengfrens
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rate
press F
amen breh
Disgusting indeed
Me too cat, me too
I like how they also suddenly came up with the little three star symbol to designate it
(｡•́︿•̀｡)
Needs a remake
mood
crazy indeed
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