You can't tell me what to do, duck

The dilema

oh tumblr..

This is why I love Deutsch

Khaleesi

why comrade,why

Enough internet for today

english...

Usually it's the other way around

How to drink water...

I'll just leave this here...

Human get me out of here

Overkill.

Mortal Kombat flipbook

Loving the "Yet!"

i forgot how to cat

winged baby

Oh you

Its gyroscopically stable!

Juuuust the lonely island trolling Béyonce

looks like smeagol has a friend

Mark Twain makes a legit point

Kingdoms have been divided

Grammar nazis in a nutshell.

The matrix has you

Marvel onced published a comic "Spider-Ham"

this seems to be the way things are now..

I just asked the guy downstairs the same thing, he said "yes" too.

Was curious.

OH. MAH. GAH.

Long post is total WORTH

How I imagine the rich kids in exams

nawh, poor kitty..

Wise words

Gyroscopically stable cat

sorry sure please conte......(zapped by lasser cat)

Macbook users

Gonna try this now

Dr. Who looks Derpalicious after fixing his bowtie angrily.

Every day

Just wait for it

Wierd Japaneese Show

Hipster Christians

Meanwhile... in a parallel universe

So gifted..

Flawless

How men feel post orgasm

My reaction when my mom lets me drink blood instead of piss

Omg so slowpoke for konny! yes I know, it's still funny

Russian Politics

Next time you get a call

Why not both?

As a European: THIS.

Best way to come down a staircase

Seriously what the *** is that?

Teach me master

I see what you did there dreamworks !

When 6th Graders Complain on how Hard Their Homework is...

Well, I guess it happens often

ah, summer nights...

every day

..*boop*..Ahhhhhh!!!!

"Let me sing you an old Lullaby... BOTY WORK BOOTY WORK B-B-B-B-BOOTY WORK

just Stan Smith cosplay...

thats deep bro

Everybody loves Obi-wan!

Rock, Paper, Scissors!

i need that kind of army too..

Imagine that!

Fixed it

Sleep tight...

Oh, you silly silly...

How YOU doin'?

Sorry Jeff

malfunctioning cat

My long life-search has ended!

Flawless logic

That'll work

Never leave your facebook open.

may or may not be smelly

My planet needs me!

People These Days.

What about Iron Man?

My friend's parents raise deer for a living... This is ridiculous.

Creepy

Damn Oak, just shut up and ask me about my gender!

running laps in winter..

Antastic!

Opposite of Bad Luck Brian

Shortest vampire movie ever

That's bananas!

yeah, like me :)

Low battery

Epic University Ad.

"accidentally"

damm thats creepy

Crab Putin

I have a deep longing for my salmon..

Wouldn't have to convince Snooki

Surprise!