My face when a customer orders water with extra lemons and sugar..

Oh, i didn't know

Dolphin trick

God damn!

Same thing in Norwegian

A dude got his favorite company as a tattoo...

F*ck It

Story of my life..

I need this bird to annoy the NSA

That explains

That's a long cigarette

From TheOatmeal.com, edited for relevant events on Sony and Microsoft

I don't even know ...

How I feel like during the console wars as a pc gamer.

Did someone say pizza

Nope, he isn't thinking what you're thinking

true independence

I really wanted to make that pun.

At least he is not hallucinating

GRRM's Logic

My old friend moved back this week

Ad Placement Fail Collection

Dammit Anakin

This is obviously clever

Why no one should mess with the ocean

Whas my first thought too.

A great Harry Potter ending

What would you do?

Doctor: "That's the 5th one this week."

What the actual ***?!

Wonderful comment on a classic image.

Loyalty

He surely loves his job

The Simpsons already did it

Emergency

When people try to touch your stuff...

And then...

There's more of me

Por que? D:

When a girl asks for a threesome with you and your girlfriend

If i ever worked at a chocolate factory..

Moses diving

One of my favorit C&H comic strips!!

Innocent Google

Maybe for driving a sweet ride..?

Fiat trolling Volkswagen

Don't cover it for the love of God don't

Accidental Camouflage...

My boss and me

The avengers of learning.

Good guy Microsoft.

How I see the NSA now

well not anymore i don't

Maybe not my brightest moment.

I gave that *** a burger

Harry Potter alternate take.

National scumbag agency

My friends are expecting and I'm trying to find them and the baby a gift

Poor Spidey.

when a classmate asks you if you got a second pen

snake level , asain

[Fixed] The original was a repost anyway

Jurop

I guess that's not the right way to do it

every time

Iceman, out!

Your move non-smokers

Facebook Gold

its my favorite machine

Hipster Dog

nana nana nana

Someone had to do it

The NSA remembers

Your move, Xbox One.

Yearbook Twins

Someone just got burned

I'm glad they have my 24gb of porn backed up.

Just look at it, Clark..

That's correct

Hero treated like a villain

My reaction when a friend turns the music up to max without my knowledge.

These posts just won't stop now will they?

lesson of the day: don't call obese people beautiful

Hah! I see, what you did there...

Her face: What kind of sorcery is this !

meanwhile, in Redtube

That's some hardcore mother***er

Call an Exorcist

I'l just leave this here

I must try this...

Geek stuff

eat them dumb ***es

Now what could that last "F" have been referring to?

Newton knew it

Did you see that too?

you little slut

there are 2 kinds of people

How microsoft is feeling after e3

That really changes alot.

Birdsong