Still a better lovestory than Twilight

Honey! I found the keys.

Whenever I know I'm right in a discussion...

When I see those 8 years old pricks with iPhones. You know what I had when I was 8?

When I listen to music while doing my chores

Just bussiness man things.

Oh. My. God.

This man is a hero

I don't even feel bad.

Atomic Rage

uhm... i uhhh.... i got to uhhmm... *gulp* go...

Tie in 5 seconds...

It's just not the same anymore...

Me when somebody discusses IT stuff

He didn't have a pants on the first place.

Russia

Aye Aye Cap'n

How to fold

OAG in her free time

Atheistzilla

Your hair, I must.

damn it link

weird owls

Yep, it's in Russia

When my teacher tells me to look it up

test fail collection

Still one of the best strategy games

Precision drifting.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Do you swear to be a loyal dire-wolf?

That moment when your friends won't stop jumping so you can't get up...

why dont you wobble down to the gym once in a while?

Just Britain

Kinda sums up my whole life.

... and beyond

The water is at exactly 0 grad celsius I guess

Print out Obama

When you're the only sober at a party

The bridge is near Magdeburg!

In USA: At least life imprisonment

i used to bring my guns but then i lost a lot of upper body strength

They are getting smarter

Tywin is badass

ANGER

Well he's right

XBox One, Y U no be good!

Taking this cat to Vegas.

Well thank you captain obvious...

When you're talking and someone says "picture!"...

Satanic Birthdays

Great words of wisdom

Hell, I'd play it.

Dude, let me in! Weird stuff is happening on Fresh.

well that escalated quickly

...if you are Billionaire.

Certainly an unusual activity...

"Why not..."

I suppose that's one way to suggest he's full of shit

Better dont *** with them.

Cooties

Having sex for the first time

He broke the matrix

unamused puppy

World history in one sentence.

Forever Young

This is just - i don't even

mosquitoes, mosquitoes everywhere

from Ted Mosby Architect

Rejected Heinz Ketchup Ad

When people at the movies won't shut up -- So you just wanna be like...

Mom??

Dammit Siri, I trusted you, b*tch

*Badump Tss*

sometimes adults learn from kids.

you right now

Wat

About those 'moon catching' pictures..

respond to http://hugelol.com/lol/139796

"Simon says no"

Rejected Viagra Ad

Trv Kvlt :X

Festival of the fu** bands

Killing mosquitoes like a badass

TUPACABRA

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

That last picture though

just like in Black Ops!

I almost pissed myself !!

old habits die hard

Akon Smack That

Only in 'murica

Vinnie the Magic Clown

CAN YOU FEEL THE POWER OF CHRIST, MOTHER***ER? WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL IT THEN!

The same Thing. EVERY TIME!

A Canadian post not making fun of Canada?? What is this?!

when you catch someone lying

Maybe Microsoft's a good guy?!

Not ur anus.

oh thomas

A virgin's first time