When people tell you "Don't press that button!".

The Truth

Dream destroyed

hahaha still winning

i live next to an elementary school

As a German, I have to say this disturbs me.

And you have no excuse

FPS Games are for pussies my friend!

Graduation dog

When I misspell a word in hugelol

green

the real scumbag

Good Guy NSA

Pedobear has some competition

And suddenly... a pickle

Some dads ...

Lucky ***

This bird is an ***.

Classy, classy guy

Morning sex. Dropped this one on my fiance

rhymes and shit

I always want what my older brother has!

Star Wars EP. VII

And I shall call him mini me

When my GF finally touches my p

Don't joke like that!

Masturblazing or highjacking :|

nor am i god

spot the diference

But...

China

Poor Leo

Batman in the sixth sense

And everyone will hate you...

Silly beers

So hardcore.

pure randomness

when my friend asks me to pass the joint to him

I'm not sure either

Watch as the wild peel catches its prey

Use a condom

Oh, The 70's

Not sure if scumbag...

Well.. yeah..

awkwaaaaaaaaard

That's how I feel all the time

In parallel universe

HODOR

How girls see me when i am trying to dance with them

Steam

HOW DO YOU MAKE YOUR FINGERS DRAW THE LINES?

frosty the snow man

Cheats...

Legend.

He still uses apple maps.

dem tumblr feels

Lucky him...

Vacuum cleaner wake up

Lucky Ron

Extremist Hipster

Epic roundhouse.

Danger and puns

Mmmmm Ice cream

Catch Sparky! ...Sparky?

oh tumblr -.-

its in the bible

circumcision jokes aren't funny. cut it out guys!

maybe repost but havent seen here so here it is "yesterday"

It does unleash the horsepowers

There's a glitch in the matrix

How Sony Discover PS4 Design

Gee. thanks, Goku.

Biased much?

The real reason he's mans best friend

"Well ma'am...you won't need this anymore..."

this is actually a great idea

Hanging up with my degree and diploma on the wall of achievements.

well, shit.

hufflepuff knew the whole time

And I'm just sitting here...

I just want to be pretty!

When teachers know you too well.

Know know what I mean

HA HA... yes funny as shit...

OVER 9000!!!

Mythbusters' Jamie Hyneman ran away from home at age 14

Let's stand up against bullying !!

Can't argue with this...

when my moms calls me for food

How Auquaman gets dressed.

How i feel as someone who preordered the Xbox One..

You never know

Wait a Second...

How to win an argument the right way

Every time i try to find dimonds

dog week

So, there you go, internet

Spiders

Protests in Brazil

hold my beer