Hitler's life challenges

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submitted 11 years ago

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Beathoven · 28 points · 11 years ago

Where's the funny part ?

Simonaya · 81 points · 11 years ago

A priest got millions of jews killed

AManNamedOtto · 11 points · 11 years ago

so he did something for jesus right?

BeKraetivPls · 4 points · 11 years ago

Well technically he just saved a kids life.

The guy the grown up kid became one way or another however had some terrible decisions

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[deleted] · -8 points · 11 years ago

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Champangeflaska · 15 points · 11 years ago *

You know, typing "60,000,000 millon" is kind of like typing "R.I.P in peace"

DerFuhrer · 3 points · 11 years ago

It would be like 60,000,000,000,000, not even I couldn't reach that score

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BraveStyle · -5 points · 11 years ago

As Simonaya said !
thats the funny part
The FACT part is the whole thing
More facts is that he was about to get killed many times but he got saved!

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OnnaJReverT · -2 points · 11 years ago

i think there was a total of 17 assasination-attempts on him?

neagumihai96 · 26 points · 11 years ago

maybe the one who pushed him into the water was a man that came from the far future and was planning on deleting adolf hitler and the other criminals of history but when he saw that adolf lived he taught that we cannot change the past no matter how much we struggle.

Kergor · 6-Year Club · 4 points · 11 years ago

yes because after you struggle to go back in time to kill some1 you'd push him into the water

Anti_reposter · 14 points · 11 years ago

It has to look like an accident...

goonerTH14 · 16 points · 11 years ago

thank god

RobinVanDutch · 4 points · 11 years ago

wat

falefax19 · 14 points · 11 years ago

that moment when you realize that he had the same haircut for his entire life

SergeantKoki · 5 points · 11 years ago

Ruling germany since 1933.....
Hair still perfect

BeKraetivPls · 0 points · 11 years ago

-> Android

DerFuhrer · 0 points · 11 years ago

L'Oreal ***, thats why i invaded france

The_Commander · 11 points · 11 years ago

No one could kill Hitler but Hitler.

nomejodan · 6 points · 11 years ago

Hitler wasn't saved by a priest. He was saved by a boy who would later become a priest. Remember that in 1894 both Hitler and Kuehberger (the priest) were just kids playing by the river. Kuehberger couldn't see the future, he didn't have any chance of knowing that that drowning boy would cause the death of millions fourty years later. The only thing he knew was that an Austrian kid had fallen into the frozen waters and that he had to save him.

natitheking15 · Experienced · 0 points · 11 years ago

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE HITLER WORK?

nomejodan · 0 points · 11 years ago

Make Hitler work??

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natitheking15 · Experienced · -1 points · 11 years ago

do you watch family guy?

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BraveStyle · -1 points · 11 years ago

U realize ppl like to be presit since a young age right ?
For example they teach u at whatever place to be this thing for future ( back in day they did it)

nomejodan · 0 points · 11 years ago

Not really. I know priests who decided to join the seminary when they were in the last year of university or in a quite advanced relationship with their girlfriends. In my country there is a priest who was ordained when he was 40 years old. In the previous years he went to college and worked as an architect.

vynats · Early Member · 3 points · 11 years ago

Hitler "have" been???

Jonas · 3 points · 11 years ago

yeah where's your god now?

Bergsmyntan · 3 points · 11 years ago

"The boy was named". It sounds like the priest named him on spot after saving him. It should've been; "The boy's name was Adolf Hitler."

MrKanister · 2 points · 11 years ago

*has been

FlookNock · 2 points · 11 years ago

Maybe a jew pushed him and that's why he wanted to kill them?

BeKraetivPls · 1 points · 11 years ago

Gets his life saved.

Makes millions die.

Douchebag overkill!

davidrdz95 · 1 points · 11 years ago

So... Hitler is also a 90´s kid...

pensi · Early Member · 1 points · 11 years ago

When you knew about his future work, would you have watched the little four year old drown?

AdriaanMtz · 1 points · 11 years ago

Is he the boy who lived?

huntingwolverin · 1 points · 11 years ago

utilitaristicly bad maybe. how ever i don't think saving a boys life can ever be a morally bad action. however bad a consequense from an action is, the Real value always lies in the intentions. That is the true Good that will make balance to this sick, cynical, world.