When I get from work and my GF wants massage before sex.

They don't need doors anymore. Run for your life!

Three gashes.. Half Life 3 confirmed.

problem solved

Future parents are going to be weird

It just doesn't match with the video!

There are things humans can't do properly

One small mistake -> Broken neck

"Imagination"

"...whistleblowers like me..." - Edward J. Snowden

Oh ***

FrontPage MD

When people insult my old console games:

CLASSIC...

Gabe appears in 3 panels. HL3 confirmed!

CoD games in a nutshell

My worst nightmare

I like "when you see it" photobombs. This guy wins

Physics took a vacation that day

well, ***...

In Soviet Russia, rocket fires (at) you

Look but don't touch

The "popular" kids

Honk Honk Motherfµckers

Attack of the clones

tumblr...

the dads of tumblr

I wish..

He may bench 450, but he has lost his belly button.

Really people?

I've been doing this for years, decided to pass it on

Thought this was awesome

never been arrested once... 40km/h on a treadmill

Seriously

10/10 I would ride it in a battle

I really missed something important

Fun suddenly stops

Go back!

You shall not pass...

If I were a girl for a day

Not a Tm, I'm sorry.

Best selfie ever

Coffee is for the weak.

I kinda hope she does...

A five minutes nap is a lie.

Good decision ...

kick.exe has stopped working

there's always that one guy

I wouldn't bet on that

He still gets nightmares.

Why so stupid?

This guy was ahead of his time

Leeeeerooooooyyy!

Didn't see that.

Sad (truth) Keanu

Sure... Your makeup.

Little girly things

The true dugtrio revealed.

Overly manly poor nigga's bike

"I like big butts and I can not lie"

One Apple a day keeps the freedom away

More like what he said

oh the irony

The hatchlings have escaped

just youtube

I guess... They're doing it right.

Because using Scroll of Town Map is so 90's

Cinnamon Challenge w/ Insanity Wolf

Young latina gets abused by hairy daddy

I think he is faking it

Only in Japan!

Payback

Remember someone is always better and worse than you at something.

I hope many trolls do this to JB fans more often

I wish this really exist.

tumblr in a nutshell

No philosophers allowed.

I was surprised, too

too accurate

work it gurl

Now, before is too late.

Whenever i try to be sexy in the pool

Photosynthesis diseases.

Even demons know

Nobody needs to see that!

For more of these, google "Two Guys & Guy"

srsly get some...

your hands nigga, dey weird

Stop the brutality, people.

Sounds Hot

Comeback at its finest

Oh Sasha !!!

The CAPS LOCK effect

So, do you want to start a healthy life?

That awkward moment when you can't decide if u should cross the street before or after the car goes

It was worth watching for this scene.

screw you i'm out of here

AC gamers will know (paint skills)

Horny Obi Wan

Ezio Rabbitore