As a huge platoon fan, that isn't sgt. Elias (Dafoe) It's Sgt. Barnes (Tom Berenger)

That is what you get when you play Mario Kart. Families brake! ..and people die..

it's okay...

There seems again to be a glitch in the matrix in the Singlelonelymasturbation.jpeg

it's still a secret

You need the D

The ultimate irish wristwatch

OHHHHH !!!

Tasty evil ***s

Heros in a half-Stroke, Painter-power!

Emmas are hot.

Monday Dance

Stan Lee makes a good point

Heaters gonna hate

its fun until this happens

every damn time

Badass mother***er!

Badly Taxidermized Polar Bear

"This is how you should be doing it!"

yes Tyrone that would happen

What a dilemma

how to properly do the laundry

Comparing the pride

Cornicorn is best pony!

pretty much my love story

what happened to this world?

Apparently I like olives now

Proud Canadian papa

Oh google +

Ed Sheeran And Ron Weasley

how cruel.

This could suck when you're late for work.

so deep

Success!

Exactly

What are your bets?

Rinahha: "I miss the times when you're still desperately hitting on me"

aaand he's still racist

Prepare for take-off

PUSSY DESTROYER

racist... funny but racist

On a completely unrelated note, these are surprisingly easy to fake.

Being an Outlaw is paying really well

This is how serial killers are made

Truth

A discovery has been made

Even Canada now protest for HL3

Face plant

The irony

Difference between artist and programmer

Leaked footage of global economics

Best Photobomb!

'Clever' girl !

HP Logic

That's pretty accurate.

Didn't see that one coming

How the french flag was created hahaha

Finding a good post in the fresh page

Poor Polina

Mash time.

Batman is a bit photogenic

Told ya!

Lets take a trip down Memory Lane

Iz troo. Try it!

Sad moment when it actually doesn't

I think the gif version is better...

Girlfriend's mood swings.

When i say something in class but teacher doesn't hear it. Then someone else says it and take creds

Brunch club..

Remember flip phones? BYE BIATCH *clip*

the cake is a lie

Ed, Edd n Eddy 2.0

Hue Hue

Trying to act cool when getting pulled over

Pretty hard game to win.

Every time i open a can of catfood

How they make marbles

oh punny

Me after eating at an all you can eat sushi buffet.

Sneakin' some Pepsi

Yea I am!

Life is a ***

Gettin real tired of you autocorrect

When people force you to socialize

Fatality!

when someone gives source in the comments before i ask

See you later, shitlords.

Strangers are awesome

Post Title

Best selfie ever!

Cute pussy riding the pole.

The angering moment when someone reposts your picture and gets more likes than you.

Acceptable selfie

Good Guy Mewtwo.

Poor soul, i hope she didn't get any important phone calls

Your future awaits!

Anna, Anna, look at it.

You know nothing teacher

I have no words

Getting up in the morning is the second hardest thing