Today, most girls cannot cook like mother, but at least they can drink like father

Just like me, when i wake up

Well, that's a shame

*Unzip*

cute on the outside...

Revenge!

So I grab the guy by the collar....

BOINNNGGGG

I guess he found it

Every time I go outside...

And 80% overly confident

sometimes I do feel my mom could be part of the darkside and killing all of the gods

girl’s butt sweat looks like bat signal

I can see your feet

Fashion walk ..

Oh Spongebob

Hitler>Vista

WEAAHHHHHoo.

The toucan would be very disturbing

Damn autocorrect! I’m trying to fire someone here.

Please don't );

Doesn't everybody??

just rubbing my quacker

thanks obama

Dracula knows how to suck

9 day long shower

When my Original content get's downvoted to hell.

This stopped making sense a long time ago

KE$HA IS JOHN TRAVOLTA

happens every night

Mr. Martin, here to brighten your day!

not the beeeeeeees!!!!

Lowering Self esteem since 4 BC

Dear NSA...

Germany, *** Yeah!

Hats 4 Life

Sir! I found a match!

retard level off the charts

Talking hats what has this world come to

Whenever your little sibling or cousin tries to argue with you.

Don't even dare..

...evil on the inside

I wish I was a cat

My precious.

Evil people everywhere

Internet where you need to pass this test to enter. Why are we not funding this!?

yeah i know what you thinking about the expression of that young lady...thats why no one likes you

How most of my relationship's start

Ancient Hardcore Gamers

Douche supremacy confirmed

definition of balls

Now stop it with the "LE" posts, please.

Meanwhile in Chernobyl.

poor dog

So close

Scumbag headphones

Gymnastics in a gif

Mecha Ronald Mcdonald

getting close to learning japanese, but not that close. . .

wrong folder

Hey, my tire

just close your eyes for a sec..

The Ring toss game

Girl i like , just broke up withe her boyfriend

Not this time

This shirt better open up that safe.

Better take a picture

Unstoppable

I present to you Mayor Stubbs

Windu the mother***er

Seriously, what does he say ?

SWAG

Eveyrone loves you...

We all were a girl once

I cry evertim....

story of my life...

Helluva pun

Singing at a Karaoke after a long night spent drinking.

Good Guy Chrome

MRW my friends can't think of anything to do

When I see my dog slowly lurking towards my untouched dinner

Don't let Mewtwo take your pokemon. Stay indoors instead.

OMG! I got it!

Best thing ever created.

3D arrow

After Having Dinner At My Grandmother's

My reaction when I report a repost

When I found out the NSA was recording phone calls

Currently on 4chan. Vote4Charles

moderately

Returning to math after being sick for one day

This 39 year old guy entered a teen competition to meet taylor swift & smell her hair (link in comm)

what you did there

Didn't get this joke back then

Sheriff Sorlax.

Speaks for itself

Cerberus has budget problems,too...

nudists

Woah, slow down there Satan

Why can't I stop watching this