*** evolution, can't wait for that shit

You don't have enough badges to hit me.

The light changes everything, trust me

Would she?

Seriously, who wouldn't?

of course you had the sniffles steve

Well f*ck

Welcome to Texas

Bad luck Charles :(

Sim parents are the worst

i could play all day with this cat

How I imagine it will be, once we create real light sabers

Just do it yourself then!

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The Prosperous Knight.

The key to a happy relationship....low standards

I have a guitar too!

Usually I would make an incredibly punny title, but I just woke up, so no.

Still the best pickup-line...ever!!!

conventions in a nutshell

another youtube gold

Society now of days

It's funny because he's black!

When a good looking girl passed me

Lavafloor

Life's a b, and then you die

Like a Jefe

oh no, a .gif with a dog

Those damn ledges.

Eat Diamonds

I could sing this over and over again

Save me a seat in hell

What's up sexy?

Arceus be with you.

COME ON!

How to properly use a computer

Troll chef

What are the odds

Just me after checking out ***

The second comment...

okay ;(

This seems mildly threatening...

How women sees fat men

Dammit, decide!

Dad - stop!

Hooker or No-Face? Why not both!?

.....***

I must try this at home...

How to

This guy is a genius

Could be visible for uploader only

Why I couldn't be a vet... or a gynecologist

Lol nope.

Oh children

Why can't I..

Because beer.

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short

i'm so hungry

BOOM

Cyrus story

4chan is like the make a wish foundation but more hilarious

Oh shampoo, u so funny (OC).

you are beautiful no matter what they say

We need new ideas people..

Shaving cream slap

Just a point of view

Lol wut

Good Guy Steam

Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a spider can...

yes of course we will

shit is getting serious

wat.

A Dad Sandwich.

That's a plot twist

Not what one would like to see in a doctor's office

when pizza arrives

I don't wanna be aluminum hats and al,l but the longer you think about it, the crazyer it gets.

Tumblr strikes again with a GIF

if Quentin Tarantino would make commercials

Indeed it should.

He's into hitting girls

A new Pokemon has been revealed!

she's unique

Found this old post... Guess someone's psychic.

Look-a-Likes

The truth had to be told

How I feel most of the time

My summer in a nutshell.

When they ask what I'm doing in my free time...

it needs to feel right

nice shoes

sorry I slept with your mom...

"I'm not a Man !"

Well that escalated quickly

When people ask me about my future plans

bringing it to the next level

Even snakes have feelingsssssssss

Creates a soft, smooth skin

And he's not even Asian!

So much cocaine in our drinks ...