Hours of deciding, still have no answer.

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FeGui · 26 points · 11 years ago

Quick question: can lightsabers cut through adamantium? If yes, I chose Vader.

dkiszenia · 3 points · 11 years ago

Yes, lightsabers cut through everything besides Mando armor, called "beskar'gam." Vader would rip apart Wolverine, either with the Force or his blade.

flitzflotzstink · 0 points · 11 years ago

i think so

Portmaneau · 16 points · 11 years ago

Batman. Because he's Batman.

Murray · 6 points · 11 years ago

Lord Vader, and it took me about 5 seconds to answer.

VladimirPutin · 5 points · 11 years ago

Vader

phoneix35 · 5 points · 11 years ago

Vador, beacuse none of the others can go up in the Death Star

And I'll fix the damn hole in the reactor

smcfarland · 0 points · 11 years ago

batman spaceship.. you're ***ed: http://www.comics101.com/guestlecturer//news/Guest%20Lecturer/50/9spaceship.jpg

phoneix35 · 2 points · 11 years ago

Well, I didn't know that :|
But he doesn't know where the station is, so I'm safe. Right ?

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smcfarland · -1 points · 11 years ago

batman has more than enough technological advances to find a space station as big as a moon.

dawster · 4 points · 11 years ago

I will choose.... putin!

Arkydion · 3 points · 11 years ago

wolverine is my fave but im going with darth :) he doesn't even need a ***king light saber, he will " FORCE THE SHIT" out of them all, man and that pose just look at all that "IMA FORCE YOU THE *** UP"

papazjanije · 2 points · 11 years ago

Predator would be an obvious choice -if he wasn't so god damn ugly!

zorpas2 · 8-Year Club · 13 points · 11 years ago

yes cause if your life depends on someone better go whit less skilled but better looking person

papazjanije · 7 points · 11 years ago

There would be 8 of them attacking so lets face it, you wouldn't stand a chance. I'd hate it for Predators face to be the last thing i see before i die.

papazjanije · 2 points · 11 years ago

you have a point though

Padraig · 2 points · 11 years ago

Batman, always choose the Batman. you wouldn't like him chasing you.

Redyoyo · 2 points · 11 years ago

Hell Boy Definatly, If i need protection i go for the son of satan.

Henery · 2 points · 11 years ago

I like how no one even gives judge doom a second look so no one saw the *** watermark

shydow · 2 points · 11 years ago

am I the only one that would want the harbinger of the end times on my side rather than against me? give me hellboy

nadav · 1 points · 11 years ago

Wolverine. easy.

SnowScreen · 1 points · 11 years ago

Of course wolvy, He regenerates. Who the *** would guard you, besides him, that could regenerate?

smcfarland · 1 points · 11 years ago

doesn't matter if he can regenerate. batman has the power and technology halt and control wolverine. i.e. his electro magnet. batman could also use his ice grenades to stop wolvie or his finger taser to send an electric shock all the way through wolverine's skeleton.

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KaNoMiko · 5-Year Club · -2 points · 11 years ago

So what if he could regenerate? YOU can still die, which is what he's supposed to prevent. Hell, Vader could just force choke Wolverine and kill you in the meantime.

the_bitter_end · 1 points · 11 years ago

Definitly Vader. You Dont Know The Power Of The Dark Side,he can just force choke anyone who comes near and slice them with Lightsaber, predator's invisibility might be a problem, but thinking vader has access to the kind of technology there is in Star Wars Movies, i believe he should have some sort of Radar capable of detecting him, or infrared sensor on his helmet idk, survivability in mind definitly Vader

BriBri · 1 points · 11 years ago

Wolverine, since he's pretty much immortal.

rapt88 · 1 points · 11 years ago

Vader. easily

dontlookatmynam · Supporter · 1 points · 11 years ago

darth vader of course.. he gets me on the death star and nobody else would be able to even reach my planet

Alighieri · 1 points · 11 years ago

wolverine, definitly!!

Ultratrol · 1 points · 11 years ago

Batman if he can beat the JLA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxqq83_okxs

GrimReaper · 1 points · 11 years ago

I miss Cthulhu

smcfarland · 1 points · 11 years ago

batman. duh.

Totodile · 0 points · 11 years ago

Wolverine. he can heal from a single drop of blood. He is the only one who can't die

termt · 0 points · 11 years ago

I have no idea who that guy in the middle of the bottom row is...

Krompy · 0 points · 11 years ago

This is like the megaman stage selection screen.

dreadlock_rasta · 0 points · 11 years ago

Darth ***in' Vader!

barbosa_8 · 0 points · 11 years ago

Robocop... definitively...

nattidati · 4-Year Club · 0 points · 11 years ago

that's easy BATMAN.
cause he's batman

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[deleted] · -1 points · 11 years ago

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nattidati · 4-Year Club · 1 points · 11 years ago

NO. Just BATMAN

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darkflame · -1 points · 11 years ago

Batman.If you ask why here's whyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTvI6eX33QU

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Beathoven · -2 points · 11 years ago

I choose the goddamn Batman!

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ichigokage · -2 points · 11 years ago *

well, if i chose vader, he'll probably turn and throw me into the reactor core of the death star =/ #sithproblems

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ghostbuster_no2 · -2 points · 11 years ago

Marv from Sin City, because he would be the most dedicated of them all (even though Wolverine is running second really close).

smcfarland · 0 points · 11 years ago

too bad you have to *** him first...

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ANAL_DESTROYER · Early Member · -4 points · 11 years ago

batman. because who the *** actually knows where the batcave is? and if anyone shows up to get me. bam. he calls the mother ***ing justice league for help

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obsidiangoat · -7 points · 11 years ago

Batman, why? because I mean... It's batman, you think you beat him but you don't, you know why? Because he's batman, and he has something on his belt that'll just win the day.

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hahahahbaffh · -12 points · 11 years ago

what the fu-
COPYING STUFF FROM 4CHAN?
from 4CHAN?
SERIOUSLY? THAT IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF COPYING
and I don't even care if you delete it or not

Icebear · Early Member · 3 points · 11 years ago

You must be new here.

huge_fan · 2 points · 11 years ago

not everybody has time to browse 4chan

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Wartrio · -31 points · 11 years ago

I have a quick question, why is Deadpool not on here?

smcfarland · 3 points · 11 years ago

because he's so similar to wolverine... also he's a mercenary so he'd turn on you and to the highest bidder.

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Wartrio · -31 points · 11 years ago

That's not totally true. Deadpool, in essence, can't die from anyone here. He's taken on Wolverine and won, and his only weakness is if Weapon X gets him the antidote to his regeneration. Considering none of these people are from Weapon X (excluding Wolverine) means that he pretty much has no weaknesses. Also, the question isn't, "What would they do in a normal situation?" It's who would you want to protect you.

smcfarland · 0 points · 11 years ago

i was referring to deadpool having the accelerated regeneration properties of wolverine. i am aware of his vulnerabilities.

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Wartrio · -31 points · 11 years ago

Ok. I was just going into more depth add to why I'd want him.