It's the year 2392...

When your friend introduces you to someone for the first time and then leaves to take a phone call

lolwut?

Can't tell if smart ass or dumbass

shut up meg

Let that sink in.

Burnnnnn!!!

Porkkour

Jewish jesus was american

Is so punny!..

Borderlands 2 in a nutshell....

power of the booty

The crazy in this world is just too much

i knew he was manly but damn

I won't cry...

yes, I believe he just.

Tumblr knows

No.....no....I clean shield now

She´s amazed with his abilities for deepthroat.

Gurl Gamer

oh no! Insectizilla!

Woah!?!

Pffft.... Thanks mum... wat

A giant wall of "turn the *** around"

Building Level: over 9000

But the deer wants to be in the water

Are we, ARE WE!!!!

Extreme Sports

Gender equality

Tried it yesterday, worked like a charm

Okay.

I'm going to the Nurse.

You good at math?

Tossing a dwarf a water bottle

You are left bereft of power

Oh god

International 'murica rage

Did not see that coming

Sorry for being so late

plz go awei!

Titain: Michael Bay Edition

Hank Hill on Christian Rock

Just the right meme

The Draco Malfoy series.

'random' searches

Kitty will save you!!

Magnificent

She'd be queen of da ghetto

I'd have to give that a 9.5

existential sports game

That cheating ***!

Switzerland.

Lil Wayne playing guitar

here we go

Awkward moment...

what a lot of people forget

Ouch

It's almost a quarter of a style

What am I missing here?

10.) "............Always."

too bad our real ladder left us.

Twilight description

Well i don't hear Brock complain

Don't even try put it out.

Canadian drug dealing

At least they listen to the same music

So I guess this dude shows up every night and everyone in the bar thinks this is normal.

Bad Luck Jake.

cleaning lady

Hot Wheels loop in real life

Y u so rude?

News, the *** leader has been found.

Truth!

I laughed way more than I should

the last pic tho

It clearly runs

Where do I sign up?

Windows evolution

Say no to leather! bikers (dont) come at me

Bearway to Heaven

If this doesn't describe the internet, I don't know what does

One crack cocaine plis!

Why beat around the bush.

You have never experienced true happiness until you ride a flightless bird.

Downside of googleglasses

the best gif to explain weekends

Goddammit, Ikea, you broke the universe

Touch all the boobies!

Just watering my show

I should go to Australia.

Story of my life

Tumblr sums it up

this guy .

birthday parties

This is sad, but funny at the same time.

A bra??!! Ugh, gross!!!

shafdude saving dem bananas

Im dizzy now

I-***ING-LOVE-WATER

i think im a solid 0