I rape it till it understands its my slave....

Today is the first day of the rest of my life.

Your gf remembers your first hard on.

Deer: "Dafaq's wrong with this b*tch"

Wrong pole b*tch

How I feel when I realize that I've slept an hour through my alarm.

Things You Can Say To Your Dog But Not Your Girlfriend

Vodka time!

I Will Have A Talk With Him

Where the hell is john

His face is priceless

I have no idea whats going on - but i like it

Eating popsicle in public is awkward

Haters gonna hate

Because.........that's why

This Isn't The Time To Use That!

It's Not Always A Good Idea

Or you'll crush my hopes and dreams

Close enough

Troll panda

The Troll Is Strong With This One

Clint Eastwood Against Clint Eastwood

Theres always time for a look

This Kid is so wise!

Lego Porsche

What did I just read?

Surprize, modaf*cka!

Soccer footballer throws grenade away

Friday 15:59

Library

I think I'll get the mild sauce instead

Five billion years later

Bored?

My same problem

This sign is always 100% accurate

Someone Was Bored

Every. Single. Night.

Dont do it! Dont do it! Dont do it! Dont do it!

You scared the lizard out of me Frank!

Gandalf's modern magic

How hakward

Not my creation, but funny

Seems legit to me

Deadpool FTW

My girlfriend knows nothing

She didn't let me

Kinect accident cat kicked

All youtube comments summed up in one comment

Kitten likes being scared

Burn

Tank humor

Religion

When I make eye contact with the only other sober person at the party.

I'm out -.-!

How to look like jesus

STOP CALLING ME THAT!

In the end the system always Fails!

There's nothing worse

Youtube comment win

Death star memorial

No soul baby

You heard him

Everytime I got a new T-Shirt

Never thought about it

I bet it's smelly

No!No!Noooooooooooooooooooo!

True!

When you get back to see a friend after a long time.

How to pass any class

The Difference Between North and South Korea

XFilesTheme.mp3

Never thought of that ^^

U mad apple fan boys?

America!

Secret of Succes

Maybe that would help!

Yep! this is how it works

Graduating from boy to man

Nerd's life

Ahhh..

Global wh*reming

You're next

Scientists say...

Radio station logic

Thats racist

I hope this not a repost

I think he is lying.....wait i feel a bit sick O.o

90's kids

Walrus spanks high five

Not anymore

Seriously?

I will help you

Deal with it

Conga!

He has a point

"Come on pony, this is no plave for you!"

You know karma is a b*tch

Captain obvious strikes again

Racist but Funny

The animals use technology too