Pussy owners, beware.

So.... guess it was an apple pie before midnight ?

plus she's my type

Major discovery

Also pikachu gets to enter on squirtle

His Schedule

yea, what now?

The statue didn't look complete until he joined the party.

Kanye West Problems

wtf?

This is how you don't have sex for a month

me at the gym

Dat subtle vintage racism

tumblr is hitlerious

Every RPG player's nightmare

Greatest invention eveerrr!!!

Black people have confirmed this.

Because *** you!

My reaction when:

Using public bathroom

Tom Hanks

3 people die every year because of Vending Machines

Brilliant!

No need to take him at his word

dear diary, jackpot

English

Well...mystery solved!

skill level: asian

Darth vader and his 'best dad ever' mug.

my sixth sense is tellin me this is going to front page

Blue balls

Leave me alone, I'm busy

Good reason to buy Wii U

You're my favorite deputy

The truth is, Xbox one was framed.

Cutest T-shirt ever.

I love them

I'm Putin. Give me likes.

He didn't got an arrow in the balls

EVERY. FUKKIN. TIME.

Rabbit love carrots

But in all seriousness, it is curtains used to decorate.

Maybe not the best defense in town

My old teacher went to a black light party. I don't think she gets why everyone's laughing.

First couple of days living by myself

Rose Tyler, I...

I'm done with everything

Awesome

Epic Background

Fandoms

4chan is full of genius

fatha will be prawd

And the Academy Award for Best Visual Effects goes to...

The proper way to use a treadmill

WE MUST KEEP FIGHTING!!

Nihao

It's not his day.

captcha comic

Sweden can't GTA

Safety first... Wait.. What!?

I am so going to hell.

See what happens when you go outside? You'll fukken die! Stay inside folks!

Whenever i login to Steam...

reverse ***block

Catch the Cheerio!

I use Google too

Emma and Rupert

Paranormal Patricktivity

journey from 'murica to europe.

Alien prank 1

Ron Swanson FTW

Ulfr the blind

1000 points to Gryffindor!

Old camps were the Best camps...

Life is hard.

I know that feel

A moment of silence for our brother in the friend zone

I hope to understand you guys someday.

Very inspirational

tough guy huh? well I'll show you

Alien prank 3

Back in my days teachers used to be a**holes!

A pic of trucks giving ***s

right when he gets an oscar

Alien or Predator?

Logic

why so serious?

Commander Shepard has his priorities straight!

Scumbag Mr. bean 2

talking tomatoe

nailed it

Avatar in a nutshell

She applies to be a chancellor.

pumpkin

plot twist

Family Burn

Sometime Poland can into Space

tumblr investigation department

Hidden massage for you

The chosen hair