We live in a world of lies and false advertising

Learn to play fagg*t

Yo Dawg! I heard you like killing yourself, so we will kill you for trying to kill yourself

History Class in the future.

Mr. Freeze

Taco Bell is my friends Husband

Sound About RIght!

He did it!

Dat facial expression

So true

It usually keeps a pH of 4.5

LOVE ME

I don't have a life

All in.

C*ck block lvl Gary Oak

So reinvent

Ouch.

Worth A Shot!

I'm done here

Never even noticed.

I'd bribe the little ***er with my car

Dafuq bro

WAT?

Getting tired of your shit here.

Seems legit!

Never Noticed.

Conversations in a nutshell

HAPPY TRASHDAY TO THE GROUND

Racist Penguin.

Yes officer, his name is "pizzaboobs93"

Oh Isabel, you so silly.

can't stop watching

Pic really is unrelated.

no one understands men

Look at the pic!

god is kind of a douchebag

Not sure how to feel about this

Goatees make everything better

Oh sh*t sh*t sh*t

oh, that good old show

My textbook never fails to make me laugh

Like most of the internet arguments

Badass

The most satisfying feeling ever

Its just not the same :(

bros before hoes

Hedgehog imitates Miley Cyrus

I waited a whole year for this :)

Where will you be when FPS drop strikes?

It's hard to understand women..

Clothing logic

He has his priotities right

Cant unsee

Gettin really tired of your shit, Robin.

"OHMYGOD" indeed

nope, that is your phone acting gay

One thing a Tablet can't do

Me trying to get out of school/college

Please, i can't live without you anymore

My childhood..

Splashing!

Fire Crotch?

wat?

It has started.

I need this!!

my sister said she's a hipster with swag

apply burn heal!

Leave no Jehovahs witnesses

They LIED!

It's cool bro, I got this

chooo chooo mother***er

Always check who you are texting!

Trying to have sex in a dream

We need a new superhero

Whenever I try to impress a girl

"Where did Tyrone go?"

giggity

Trevor basically is 4chan turned into a single person who happens to be adept at murdering people

Here's an opinion. I think that the best place for my foot is in your ass.

Palcatraz.... I'll allow it

men never grow up we just get bigger

I like turtles.

No harm done.

Nicolas Cage should play the father

Don't be that guy

When I see my ex trying to avoid me at a social function

Sometimes you just can't handle the attractive girls!

Envy . . .

when Girls next door talk about sex experiences

Everytime..

when my friends ask what I do in my spare time

Everyday boobing

When I read the first draft of my essay

legs or hot-dog?

so small and already driving in the front

after a night of drinking

step two, remove errors

You sadistic ***

I would surely drown if I ever saw one.

Move along, Officer