The first thing is you didnt get the irony of the post at all. Its just that the fear of getting pregnant is really big because it can completely change your life, its not like we really think we are pregnant its just that feel and that it pops into our heads right when we notice something might be wrong and thats completely normal in fact its an animal behaviour, the same as yours.
Second the thing you said just isnt funny at all and I really dont care about thouse "backtokitchen" "makemeasandwich" or any other jokes but you have to keep it real. Saying you dont respect women is not a joke, and if you think it is than I feel sorry for every person youve ever told jokes to.
Ive never said something like "women can joke about men but men about women cant" thats just bullsh*t and you said it as an typical excuse because you lack arguments and you dont want to accept that you said something really dumb yourself.
And if you think this what you did there is concept of being a troll youre seriously dumb and I could say I dont respect men because you just acted dumb. (see? does it make sense to you?:))

And one more thing my little friend, theres no yugoslavia anymore for like 50 years.

And by you not knowing that I could also asume youre from 'Murica.