You can steal my bike, but you will never steal my swag

When you get a boner in class

My life in a nutshell

Leaving uncomfortable situations

Hottest guy at the party hits on me.

does this count as a burn?

I tried using the cardboard part once.

Hold my beer...

Aww so cute

Oxymorons.

And if you look here, we see a hipster in training

Over Attached Poem

Britain vs USA on Tumblr

Someone got tired of his shit

Just like me on Monday

365 days a week.

Takin' a selfie with my homie

I'm sorry.

they hating

BUURN!!!

Props to OP.

Asking a friend to help you cheat during test.

The body woke up before the brain again

sorry for ruining your day

Please enter a title.

Meanwhile in Canada

it's weird how a cartoon for children fits so well for teens too...

It's like a petting zoo up in here

That burn

First time you have sex

If a cat and a dog got married this is what it would look like.

look at my horse, my horse is amazing

Three Types of People

Science can be sexy!

Dongs and Bongs.

gotta love C&H

Damn you woman, into the kitchen

Where is that Wendys ad?

if i was a window cleaner

Wow how class, such doge

No ***ing way Ash

Poke!...nope wasn't me

The last straw that breaks the camel's back...

Survivor

.Why, Batman? Why?

Fixed in the manner of a proper gentleman

dat moment

I just saw a continuation of the story

Old but gold

When life hands you lemons... become a flamingo.

Evolution at it's best

Natural product

cooking shows

Whenever you try to downvote boob posts

I-i... TOO MUCH PRESSURE!! I'M NOT GOOD WITH CHOICES!

His second single is Nuclear Warfare.

People say he's still jumping and screaming

Results Guaranteed

Oh right...humans not food

Ahh youtube

Can't escape

I'll go for some woof

Watch out for them!

Mad Game.

Then and Now (Fixed)

two kinds of people

I bet you just tried it

david TENnant and Matt SmELEVENith

150 gigapixel + 1 mega hangover

Sums up everyone

Just australian things

Stupid autocorrect

Human evolution

Legolas knows what's up

And the winner is...

The newest of the

and I don't like it

What the people think in adds

Love Milton Jones

daily dose of racism.

Shots have been fired.

Don't mess with Heisenberg..

I bet it's "What does the fox say"

Fatality!

to bad my handwriting is illegible

More tumblr gold

FRESH MEAT!

Hahaha... Oh

skill master here

From my point of view my friends are evil !!!

more dark humour

Why dont i have a girl? besides being ugly as f*ck

Double Standards

Dem tumblr posts gotta love them all

Well that's one way to pass the time

oh superjerk

People used to call me donkey

And that's why I don't like dubbing

The truth is painful

Wind up Dog