When my identical twin calls me ugly

Well said, well said

Well played anon

Raising children, accurately described

Still better than George Clooney and the bat nipples

i swear to god ima put these niggas away fo life

Something I might try

Easily the most juvenile thing I've submitted.

me in life

just girly things

Too vront peezj pliez!

Best pick-up line ever!

Assassins Creed Black Fag

Bad luck Linda.

parenting done right

I bet its useful

I love dinesawrs!

oh come on man

Sorry I was hungry.

When you and your friend say the same witty reply to someone else simultaneously

This is kinda genius..

Freedom never looked so sharp

So that's what that sign means

clearly havn't worked with the customer

I aint picking up no punk *** of a grandson

dis

I'm on the highway to hell

Who needs drugs?

is ... is ... is that true?

Yes, yes it did.

Like this?

***.

gotta love playstation for that

booty had me like

Poor trash bin

My smooth first move on a girl

Thor or Loki?

y u do dis

The truth reviled

Almost too well... Hmmmmm

Baby < Dog.

This is blowing out of proportions.

Excuse me Sir but could you please concentrate on the interview!!

*claws eyes out and has seizure on floor*

Such magnificent creature

Good Guy Jesus saves life

thats op`s blanket

That point in your life.

Monday morning

Plot twist: He's blind.

Get it?

Cooking while being drunk

pregnant 30 miles

Awkward

That's the spirit

Childrens book

Ye Olde Joke

My problem as a job seeker

Epitome of Instant Karma

That save

and then there is Charizard...

hehe

getting dat new haircut

emily the deduction genius

Bring it on!

Here comes Chucky !

Listen to your dad

"Lol, nope"

How I feel when someone replies "time to get a watch"

Lowest point of his life.

apply water to melting area

I'm not sure what to think.

kek

Tyrone feels it

How to ask a girl if shes off her period

Have you ever been so high?

When people tell me to act normal

When I see a store and the door says "Free Internet inside!"

So majestic

Good job america… That's why your posts never reach the front page… on youporn.

He will be delivering my pirate DVD's now

Fatherly love

I laughed so hard now my sepin hurts

Meanwhile at the marathon

such a beautiful colour.

Youtube comments strikes again!

When you don`t have Duracell

Free Bananas!

Much effective

Best villain ever!

so there was a discussion about pokemon apocalypse?

My school started No-Swear November. Off to a good start

Breaking the unwritten rule

Like seriously, give me a break

Getting more guests than expected

i love this trick

Inspirational

"We want equality" they said

So what are your qualifications?

A slow and painful death