Somebody needs water for that burn.

not your parents

Why not Adolf?

Never forget.

"carl you're a freaking retard"

that must of SUCKED

What happens when guys get bored on the beach

Million dollar Dino baby?

And nobody noticed anything...

Tumblr is such a p(h)unny place

Kratos does ballet!

Healthier than a McBurger though.

He evolved into what he desires most

Yeah, the dinosaurs were obviously domesticated

instant karma

playing a horror game with weapons

Well... no

How Asian grades work

What goes through my mind when talking to my crush.

OHH THE IRONY

Goddamit Apple....

Costco is winning

Not sureif awesome or inappropriate....meh, definitely awesome

Not going to P.E.

some tattoos are so realistic

Girl logic works out for the best sometimes.

Going back to his roots

No flowers no problem.

Life=Changed.

Guess who gave to charity today.

More philosophical than Jadan Smith.

Hes got a point.

Some women are never satisfied. Inb4 'puppies'

Breaking news: World dumbest person learns to tweet.

The chosen weiner

Emergency-pizza bag

Works a lot better.

Dicaprio and his first major role.

His name is Joe.

classic

Shots fired.

justice or revenge? who cares!

Just continue like nothing happened

well damn

Illegal downloading at a new high.

your dads haircut

hold my beer... unzip

best ad' ever!

animal cops > rest of the world

Bye!

Parenting at it's finest.

'Murica

what.. i don't even..

Drivers and pedestrians hate each other but everyone hates the cyclist

Harry pass me the winch

dancing bear

Problems?

There's definitely a learning curve

Everytime I play Battlefield and there's a noob driving the heli

I dont know where it comes from!

We've all been there.

lookin at ur dick

The more you know.

I´m thinking about Supernatural right know

People are like a fridge.

thats why guys dont cook

Tumblr never disappoints me

Every. ***ing. Time.

When your school's robotics club is having a problem, you call in the big guns

on its way to Iraq

Always worked for me. Paid for it later though..

Always the black guy

You're just asking for it....

Calm down there, Satan...

Can you relate?

seems like a good enough idea

Obviously he hadn't ascended yet

I'd like to have that License.

Noob.

So thats why he was searching for the second shoe ...

Someone make this happen

I had a tough time making this in paint

The only time 0.02% accuracy is good enough

they broke it

Nope no more public restrooms

Childhood shattered!

gonna make these to hand out

Also, don't forget the pirateday

Me on low wifi

You can never get enough of Stalin.

Gavin also killed himself by drowning. Twice...

when the jungler takes my kill

Hat trick

Yum

CSI did not show this.

HUGELOL burns its own usership...

Well duh!

Douche

Dont even

I cringed reading it. God damn it.