Fantastic last words.

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datass · Hardcore Commenter · 55 points · 11 years ago

I think he made the murders just for the sake for that pun.

Imgood · 9 points · 11 years ago

So worth it.

Staggolee · 25 points · 11 years ago

James French, 2 victims: â€œHey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrowâ€™s paper? â€˜French friesâ€™!â€

termt · 5 points · 11 years ago

Blast, I was hoping to be able to mention that guy :p

Alfonsas · 10 points · 11 years ago

Appel, Appel, hey Appel, Appel

svild · 4 points · 11 years ago

I wonder if Apple would sue him today due to the same pronounciation of his last name as the companys name...

st_redgrave · 1 points · 11 years ago

dragonson04 · Experienced · 1 points · 11 years ago

There was also a man who was executed by electric chair, his last name was French. His last words were, "How's this for a headline tomorrow? French Fries."

timada · 1 points · 11 years ago

in 1928, Nothing of the convicted sort. New York murderer When asked Gerge Apel for his last was to die words, Appel in the electric replied, chair. "well, did his last gentlemen, words involve you are religion? about to see Contrition? a baked Family? Appel."

angusiang · 1 points · 11 years ago

what is a baked appel?

neingag · 0 points · 11 years ago

Guess he wanted to die laughing...

(dunno if that joke works in english, in german it does)

FaliusAren · 2 points · 11 years ago

...wha joke

BeKraetivPls · 0 points · 11 years ago

This is like a reverse melanchonic poemetrist:
Instead of making clever puns and killing himself, he killed others and made a pun at the end of his life.

And what makes me so astonished: Story 1 would be considered sad while story 2 would be considered funny, while sad is the opposide of funny too.

svild · 2 points · 11 years ago

i would be more impressed if he first killed himself and then made a pun

BeKraetivPls · 1 points · 11 years ago

woah, like a pun that only gets meaning when you track back a line of hints you made with all your murders, with your own death giving the final piece...
Thats some Joker material

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BoredomSnoredom · -2 points · 11 years ago

Thomas J. Grasso upon receiving his last meal: "I did not get my SpaghettiOs, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this."