I love my parents.

Murika

He wanted money all I had was a book and a light bulb to give.

Tumblr gets satanic

Look at the victory in his eyes

That would be awkward.

Bubble tea of death

Just Dad Things

Don't be a dickface.

nopenopenopenopenope

After that he made him his bodyguard

They never told me this in church!

Like everything else

Someone's on Adam's bad list...

Pray that he can swim

how to get likes on the internet

"We're listening" is just perfect.

word...

Some wallpapers I made (link in comment)

Russia summarized in one sentence.

Biggest hit of 1939

Sometimes Tumblr gets deep.

Canadians are demented.

Fast and the Furious 38

Merry Christmas

Phillips

It's probably because they haven't found the bodies yet

Right click to flirt.

I don't remember ordering anything. Do you remember ordering anything?

Caught red-handed.

Metapod master race... Filthy gyrados peasants

Arther Weasley you dog.

Trying to become friends with new people

Every mom..

***...*** *** *** ***!

Model Baby.

Well ***

Every time...

The art of multitasking

How it feels to have a small girlfriend

Sorry microsoft...

A lot of Dollars.

that burn!

poor cat

I, as a german, can only say: no problem, guys!

everytime im last place and mad

here is a country that i would love to be in..

...one thing led to another

The programmers national anthem

I saw this and had to share

0 f*ucks given level: Medeival

bowel movement

Up and down and up and down

One Night at Tumblr

don't cheat with me

boobama

"omgz repost from ***!!1!"

ooooh sure???

bad luck brian

The darker it is, the better *grin*

Never go on Tumblr when its dark outside

Why I strike out with girls.

Problem solver

Just kidding.

mystery solved

My sense of humour

It just want to hang out

The things some people google...

Cow Milk is very healthy, make sure to drink some every day

Obviously for the creation of How to train your Dragon

I don't own a bike, therefore I don't own black people

it would work!

Shine bright like a diamond

well I feel much better now

First Impressions.

The answer is yes

I will eat your eyes out

When your friends don't leave you alone.

Classic Zach

i'm confused

Show me the woooooorld!

How to increase your download speed in one simple step

Umm, excuse me?

Friend called me on Skype while I was looking up a cosplayer, this is what happened *fap aborted*

Vanilla Extract.

Didn't you go to mother***ing mass

One day.

Why did he even come?

That is fabulous

That horrid moment.

Frudo ... plis ... staph it!

Meanwhile in Heaven...

RIP Paul Walker. Hope i'll see him on the walking dead soon. As a walker. Too soon?

And that's when he first knew he was going to /b/

Tutorial on how to talk black by Luke

What, my name is, HI!

Zero ***s given.

Deaths of the week.

The sofa cat is watching you masturbate

Whenever I try to look cool celebrating a goal