poor cat

I, as a german, can only say: no problem, guys!

everytime im last place and mad

here is a country that i would love to be in..

...one thing led to another

The programmers national anthem

I saw this and had to share

0 f*ucks given level: Medeival

bowel movement

Up and down and up and down

One Night at Tumblr

don't cheat with me

boobama

"omgz repost from ***!!1!"

ooooh sure???

bad luck brian

The darker it is, the better *grin*

Never go on Tumblr when its dark outside

Why I strike out with girls.

Problem solver

Just kidding.

mystery solved

My sense of humour

It just want to hang out

The things some people google...

Cow Milk is very healthy, make sure to drink some every day

Obviously for the creation of How to train your Dragon

I don't own a bike, therefore I don't own black people

it would work!

Shine bright like a diamond

well I feel much better now

First Impressions.

The answer is yes

I will eat your eyes out

When your friends don't leave you alone.

Classic Zach

i'm confused

Show me the woooooorld!

How to increase your download speed in one simple step

Umm, excuse me?

Friend called me on Skype while I was looking up a cosplayer, this is what happened *fap aborted*

Vanilla Extract.

Didn't you go to mother***ing mass

One day.

Why did he even come?

That is fabulous

That horrid moment.

Frudo ... plis ... staph it!

Meanwhile in Heaven...

RIP Paul Walker. Hope i'll see him on the walking dead soon. As a walker. Too soon?

And that's when he first knew he was going to /b/

Tutorial on how to talk black by Luke

What, my name is, HI!

Zero ***s given.

Deaths of the week.

The sofa cat is watching you masturbate

Whenever I try to look cool celebrating a goal

Come at me bro

Navy SWCC owned by a fish

Too soon?

He. Is. FABULOUS.

Oh God

not just any alien

Expecting something sweet?

Asking is bad for your health

My soulmate won't stop singing "Gold Digger"...

new axe commercial

Sad but true

Was the class Getting owned 101?

hope she a milf

I <3 Doctor who! as the round things!

medic help

Wishes can come true.

Dat face.

i got your neck bro

That about sums it all up

SIX HUNDRED GOD DAMN A.D.

Prometheus could've learned from this.

...with an unplugged iron

My reaction whenever i see a hot girl

'Murica!

Bring potato, guys

the only reason i am not dead yet

Kinect Fruit Ninja godmode

Dammit Macklemore.

Dat accuracy tho.

Dad jokes from the GRAVE!

Can't argue with that

Pornography these days..

anyone else need one?

Red apples...More deadly than nukes

He was still pretty awesome

Reginald D. Hunter frames the issue

College

...

and a mocumcino to go

Female Alpha

a true philosopher

Ohh shit.

Never.