Tell me something that you put in your mouth but you don't swallow

I can haz?

and a bit antisocial ...

I have to agree.

got to love her personalitits

One minute for him. It hurts.

Looks like Instagram's new direct messaging feature is ruining relationships already.

What is this? A post for ants?

Cats have evolved to preform the duck face.

Well ***

The truth hurts

Meanwhile in korean engineering class

Shocking as hell.

Christmas Genius

Harry yer a muggle

*sad music playing

god damn it danny

Some people

Request fulfilled.

When the american team is winning in Battlefield

How it feels like whenever i'm running in a dream

GOT's hottest chick

Every ***ing time, he just can't lose!

It's the latest model

First GIF hope it works

*Menwhile in WinRar Offices* HOLY SHIT! WE BROKE OUT PROFITS RECORD!

The Interpreter

School you little slut

In Russia...

Well played

But mooom

As a good driver, I know I should keep forward

They resolved their differences.

One theory on the creation story...

Some people are Dumb...

How most rich Americans are today.

Defeated by finals week, this kid was on the baseball field at 2:30am making crop circles

Ahh.. L'amour

Came home to roommates doing this.

*** pokemon trainer...

what can we deduce from this?

what the *** how

Call me a wimp but I'm outta here.

How dare you

Brian is the only dog for Family Guy,

It really should be.

donald duck?

Just another normal day at australia

here's that miraculous reaction explained

what have I done

damn it's almost a year

White people

nailed it

threesome please

Quick escalation.

Waitress?

How i ate your mother

Gaming nowadays...

This guy is my hero

This appears to be legitimate

A teenage boys dream

i would order some bass and wait till it drops

The only blessing you'll ever need.

The last comment... Epic...

How to be a douche 101

Murica

you only ram once

Self control level over 9000

So... my friends and I played Cards Against Humanity

Jon Stewart on the NSA Spying on WoW

"I must go, they need me"

Damn it trev

Putiing on your wet cap like a boss!

Probably too soon..

Some people have skill, others are n00bs

playing support when ur adc is completely retarded

McWitchcraft

Oh yeah baby let that cheese melt and burst all over you

Japanese people wear shirts with random American words.

I'm a turtle.

Know the difference.

Sexy thoughts.

must have been awhile

I've studied several years and prepared myself to do this

A man who loves to travel

Do you hear that, son? The feminists . . . they're coming.

When a girl that looks gorgeous from behind turns around and is ugly as hell

BRWABLGABLWRABRABLA

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters.

Boner: Confirmed

Doesn't this violate the Geneva Convention of human rights?

I think that means yes.

This is just too sad

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That awkward moment.

#DaughterSaidYes #EngagementParty #Selfie #NoFilter

Dem puns

The internet feels on vikings

That isn't a Preposition.

Best senior quote ever