In the next 5 minutes if he brought the gun he got the unlimited ammo perk with a bulletproof beard

Oh...

What if...

After finding out the president is black, he went back into the hole in which he came from.

*Jaden intensifies*

pew pew pew

It's allergies, dammit!

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

Tumblr is going to be the next Oceans movie

Next-Gen Essays

I... Wat

My reaction when my parents say I'm their favorite son when I'm their only son

How the years have changed me...

Poor guy but what a headline

Jokes aside, the guy is really talented.

Instant Karma

Wait, what?

When you realize the chick ... has a dick .

is it wrong to laugh

Now we know.

Fat Jesus died for our balls

-.-

Un-***ing-believable

The second comment reminded me that I'm reading a tumblr post

Batman goes Christmas shopping.

Determination.

Fred - ever so special.

and that's how he got 3 months in hospital

Youtube on Google+

I'd be a bit more panicked.

Emancipizzle Proclamizzle, yo.

I am wood elf imperial.

woohoo!

Too fabulous for you.

"How do I look" means "Tell me I'm pretty or you're dead''

The raccoon might have needed stitches though

Anne Frank and MLKJ

damn sucks to realize eh

a small heart-attack

Scary fact about 2014

Peanut orcatail book banana cape

that'll be X gold coins please

To Isengard!

The legend says that he still is dodging cars

Keeping the romance alive

Quality engineering

the shoes are so swagtastic

What it feels like to visit Hugelol when you're feeling down .

Use those wings and fly off this planet!

The hobbit interview

dark humor at its finest

You should be ashamed.

"Oh Jihad, you so silly"

My best try of asking somebody out...

You said yes, but your finger is screaming NOOOOO!

Pre-arranged marriages pre-pair people for the future !

3 cats....

What about the Reindeer? Did the elves eat them?

Evil chansey

I want to be a plague doctor

Ref's face says it all

Faceswap gone wrong

Marathon signs

veteran HLers browsing the fresh page

We should erect a city in tumblr's honor

Much drunk,please stop,very bro,this is piss,wow

Is this true?

Buffering

i love tiny yeast farts

Feminazi inbound in 3... 2...

my crush just told me that she likes me

lyk dis if u cry everytim

santa goes pro

f*ck the police!

Finals week

Hey look comment humor not from Tumblr

scary truth

Jabba the cat

When I order something and the waitress serves someone who came after me first.

No

How my mom sees me.

He's got my vote

how to get in your car 101

bringing your handsome friend to the beach with you

mom u ain't 'bout dat swag

I'm such a ladykiller!

Everything the Christmas lights touches, is our kingdom.

i wonder what 100th level looks like

Last time you embarrass me, Videl!

D'aw! I'd buy it just for the cover

let me help those guys out with some sign language. cant be that hard.

the day anon saves a suicidal person

me in confirmation classes

We have a clear winner!

then people asks why I have trust issues

Ain’t nobody suicidin’ today Not on my watch

Yeah tell me about it, how many times have i lost Osama

In response to my previous post.

Hes really kicking it

Charmin Gold.