Expert Pick-up Line.

sorry if it's offensive to someone

Are you feeling lucky.....punk?

Omg mom, you don't understand!

when someone flirts with me, and i dont notice

All they do is complain..

Sacrificing for science

It is somewhere, I know it!

That Feel

Ransom Demands these days.

Racism is bad

story of my life

Plot twist

Will, you marry me.

Oh, how i miss this show

I came

Cuz no good story starts with "So, there was this horse..."

you must really hate/love someone to say that

I guess you could say he was well done.

I doubt he has a medical degree

my new year plans

short people problem

i cant title right now. boobs?

The love train never stops

he wanted to put his basilisk in her chamber of secrets

poor Dosh.

chevere

"Hmm let me think.. uppercut, uppercut, jab…" (brb going to hell)

Robert Downey JR everyone!

what did you expected ?

worst parents ever

Get out

i think he is kill

So extraordinary... Apologies in advance.

Knew it

troll.

A classmate made this, thought it deserved to be posted here.

One Hiccup to many.

So she was there all along..

ha gay!

Don't worry Mr. Fish, i save you

when 4chan invades youtube

Link in comments

Such is life in Russia

beebur fagit

Destroy it!

Can't get anymore racist

Best game

Took me a moment to realize the man isn't a painting

where dem girls at?

Pretty sure thats how it went downTheres no other explanation to why there are somany of them

Just a little taste of tumblr's Christmas spirit

Looking for... trouble?

f*ck you science!

OMG dude

Come on tomato! Ketchup!

meth

i walk a lonely road. the only road i have ever known

After two seconds: "Well I guess there's no one there"

Merry Christmas to y'all!

comma, makes you avoid awkward situations

Back to the source

what the f....

Comparing the badness of two words.

this dude is having a knightmare

Socializing is a tough thing

grammar nazi, now a profession

A Roman walks into a bar...

This is why I am single

i wonder how it barks

Doing something stupid when drunk

Unbelievable, starts earlier every year.

don't forget "not illegal porn"

It's a me

i thought only happen in the cartoons

I hope they took it well

Fruit, no. Steak, yes.

How to please a lady:

Impossible media standards for everything

The hardest part of being in a biracial relationship is taking a picture together.

New Year's Resolution

That's very black

Quite accurate

keeps me up at night

Anon is serious here

Damnit Supes!

Well *** dad...

Boys and girls, love is that simple..

Happy Christmas Hugelolers!

Never leave your lama unattended

the internet has ruined me. anyway, happy christmas to all!

Man, cats are dicks

giving bad news cards

after 2 days on tumblr, i can confirm they are on drugs

When I'm watching a movie with friends and they won't shut up

ANCHOVIES!!!!

live hard, christmas harder

Whelp... Nailed that one.

Merry Christmas from the fake sign language guy!

"Plop"