Why i can't wait to be a dad.

Finally, some hot chick on omegle!

please apply liquid nitrogen to burn

sometimes it's annoying

Like I give a ***.

Not smaug

#JustDayzThingz

Australians

good job conan

Well , that's one way

:^)

Friedzoned again?

Fail of the year...

Cast it into the fire! Destroy it! ... LUNDIN!

That's one way to teach him a lesson.

Best Friends be like

Uhnk

Who does this?

Who needs condoms when you have Dad?

Slonder-Man

Why I don't want kids.

Not even Arctic ice will heal this wound

I needed that information

Especially the Asians.

I was gonna discover nitrous oxide but then I got high

African weed

Damn it Australia!

Poor Leo

Gobby pls

HIMYM Conspiracies.

Such Tumblr

Guess who's OP?

Hey look! A new nickelback album. Why is there flour οn it?

I claim hack.

Protect the POTUS!

Badumtss

Just wanted to touch a boob

Your mama!

Just a normal day in a dog's life

Me at parties

udderly disappointed...

Clever girl...

He likes walks in the park

Just why?

that joke was superbad

Enough internet for today

Everybody wants to know this question !

Once you see it...

WHERE IS MY ***ING SUPER SUIT?!

Super pursuit mode activated.

I would too.. (No homo)

Girl's like... still a virgin

I wish I had a funny post title

Not THE best when you're Drunk

so many untruthful stories they would tell

But . . .

Shooting level beyong imagination

fatty chair at the drive-thru.

Alpha as f*ck.

I can apply my fishing life to my sex life

Tumblr makes brownies

Hey, kids. Wanna buy some... freedom?

Minecraft and Mein Kampf

Whatever happens, happens for something good..

nigga, nigga niggaa - lil wayne

I concur with the said statement

Australian problems

Punpunpunpun.

Yeah, well...

Now read it from right to left

Give a Girl a Rock..

A prescription that each OP needs..

now that is a 'real' gentleman, and smooth too..

good guy nokia, energy-saver..

Time to hang myself.

Nippon steel

Filthy liar.

Much Troll

He seems familiar.

Oh no! He can't walk!

I dropped my towel

*Tips Fedora*

Plot twist: The price would have been all the beans

Making Little kids cry.

Yahoo + 4chan

Thanks a lot, dad.

Meeting a repost just a few posts after OC

Arab problems.

...and then I got jumped

homer2.jpg

this is actually a good point

Oh Joey

Revenge., ***.

me

It's time

Romantic as f*ck

oh the irony is killing me....

let the butthurt begin..

best present ever......

['Merica intensifies]