Just 1 easy step for a magnificent beard!
Just 1 easy step for a magnificent beard!
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OnnaJReverT · 4 points · 11 years ago
he only awaited it... virgin 4 life?
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eternaldawnlord · 2 points · 11 years ago
Nice try, shaved ones! It's bullshit because a man with a beard DOESN'T WAIT to get laid! He gets it immediately, asking with a short glance.
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Nomy96 · 1 points · 11 years ago
if this is true it would explain so much, like why my beard tries to outgrow my hair when my girlfriend is coming over.
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Sitromxe · 1 points · 11 years ago
Are small children and animals starving to death after being entrapped in your glorious facial hair?

Do people avoid you on account of looking like a scary mountainman?

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Introducing the Beard-scarf: the hypest tend of last millennium...
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BoaPanttrousa · 4-Year Club · 0 points · 11 years ago
that explains why I just looked into the mirror and had a 3-day-beard within an evening.
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Battleman · 8-Year Club · 2 points · 11 years ago *
You must the OP of that picture of a man using a portal gun to please himself orally.
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BoaPanttrousa · 4-Year Club · 1 points · 11 years ago
guess we will never find out until portals exist.
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