1rd person who comments is gay

It's that good?

trying to act casual while sneaking out of my girlfriends house

R.I.P.

Practical thinking: not everyone has it

Parasites, all of you

On your side..

I wonder if she's writing a novel

Highfi- nope, eyefive

we have come a long way

Bad Luck Leo

Uhhh...no?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Power of Manliness

I bet she dances the Charleston

Well Shit

Rough First day...

metal as ***

i should use this pick up line

Road Etiquettes from Naked Gun

Because you can't let them know you blow like an elephant

hopefully

such a scam!

Sorry Travis

Well, time to burn down the house.

Well, that escalated quickly

oh yeah thats the spot

Point of views.

jingly jingly jingly

Challenge accepted!

How i imagine most of you

I think something weird happened in san francisco

she probably loves him 5ever.

A fart well timed could solve this quandary

How to find a jew 101

"I didn't plan for that answer"

Gamer pose

Luau~

Best thing ever

What do you want me to do?

Hiding behind the tank so he absorbs the ult that would've killed you.

i am ashamed i didn't get it sooner

yeah, that's right, take it saudi

correct use of chicken

'Murica did it first

Where do I sign?

Based on the horrifying true story..

LØL

OP's still searching

Forever alone

I do because I'm OP.

your move, console peasant companies

seeing your friend's ex

Your girl when I walk by with my fanny pack full of yugioh cards

rocks*

That's how I would waste a wish

Why i don't go to clubs

GTFOff the internet kid!

Birth control-you can't handle it

Penny plz

well....

Humans are pathetic

Squidward in the crotch

Not this time, you Punk.

Nein, Nein, Nein!

the resemblance is uncanny

It's time to *** shit up

Keep it please !!!!!

Masturbate.

What focusing the tank feels like

Shadow Hitler.

Take a deep breath

[burning intensifies]

***ing hate when it does that

Badum tish

You should call it Captains Log

2014: the year of change… and really dry ***s

wait

***.. I think he noticed.

smooth

Coincidence?

Tutorial on internet arguments

Dey see me rolling they hating

Bad Grandpa

All night long

Playing FIFA against my older brother

feeling it

Explanation enough.

Elephant banana fingers

thatgottahurt

My n*gga

burns

SUP GURL

Smooth as ***

***es don't get it

huehuehue

go with christ son

It's all in the technique

Plot twist: it was the amazon gummy bears.

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