Handed this to my doctor acting completely serious...

Maybe, we all got it wrong...

Just look

those legs. must taste delicious.

Most metal thing ever

This is how americans see the french.

Once upon a time in America..

to bullshit lyrics

when you're both screwed

Use the force, Luke.

Hey Paulie...

Every time someone tries to have a conversation with me

that ejaculated quickly

auehehhelenhmaeydmfkellermhqsdifismnqzekftyping

Somebody did his research...

VladiBird

Wow

Genius

Burn it... Burn it all!

Drink responsibly

This popped on my facebook and I really thought it was a nude person with a strapon

i would

New call of duty weapon

When my sober friend is trying to take my drunk ass home and I can't take anything I do seriously.

Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know

tumblr tries to sit

Dammit Phil...

Does anybody else think that the fish was a bait?

The *** am i doing with my life

Anon buys a hotdog

[FEMINISM INTENSIFIES]

She's the opposite of Batman

Allantruong looking back

Im interested.

Don't listen to yourself, you're drunk!

U like grass? Huh?

He is the goddam Doge

Seriously Yoshi!

Never before lyrics contained so much truth

Maybe its just called the Sahara!!???

Teaching you how to get crack

The facepalm is strong with this one

Flappy Bird is gone? Not on my watch.

Dont know why im posting it since its pretty boring

How russians prepared for the olympic games

Should this be in "hugereaction" instead?

pls b mein

I dont think that was a mistake

Quick thinking

You had to find out from someone ladys

Don't worry guys my app will be ready soon

Next level pimp

The old guy on the left is amused.

Stupid sexy Flanders!!

whenever i find something good and my friend wants some (in this case, pudding)

7/10 would decorate kids party with

Ohh...

Asian Actors.

or use my trick its called "no GF" it really works

thug life

took me far too long

catchy as hell

The game is like the black plague.

You dont learn that shit in school

Amen

What he means is that these are useless

Thor to the Loki fandom

The counterattack against grammar Nazism has begun

No, i'm not a ***.

So i heard your cousin hit the jackpot the other day...

Kneel For loki

Lesbians are good.

This cosplay rocks!

It's not called a wood axe now is it

The Higher You Fly

I'm I the only one?

America, duck yeah!

It's like a trailer for a romantic comedy.

the face of disappointment

now let's go beat up some turtles!

Sandwich Police.

that's cause she wasn't a fe-male

dem insectitties

Michael Bay's carrer as a pool boy ended rather quickly...

Candles. Are. Essential.

I can keep a secret

the flash

I can f*cking make it... I will not go around...

Winter Olympics

Filming LOTR

did you?

pyongyang master race

Jack Douglas has seen some serious shit in his life

yes

i am the bite

Carl's GTA fantasies

happy valentine's Hugelol

I actually cried during that scene

too bad he's locked out of his spaceship

FEEL THE POWER