Opportunists are survivors

I am... leg end

You never thought of that, did you?

Nothing says 'MURICA like a shower of .50 cal bullets [OC]

Alpha as ***

Budget cut

Winning at minesweeper

is he a wizard?

Sounds like something an alien would say

this should have been an alternate ending ceremony

When are you people going to wake up??

Goats. They've mastered physics.

Onward to glory

Bird Jesus has confirmed this

Why are we not doing this?

"*** it. My scar is full of swag!"

Better smoke some now, son.

The true face of happiness

best idea ever

the sun will run out too if we keep using solar power

Moo

the time ranges from 3 to 7 seconds

every ***ing time

Double plot twist!

Credit or debit?

Ba Dum Tiss

One Of Those Days

And she also mentioned girls ran the world

Death Note

Mexico

White people love it

Hey thanks! .....wait

Big shout out

Into another mother***er....

41 Swagz

Ugh, mom! You don't get it, I'm unique!

"The courier guys, we like to handel your packages"

Ex decided to throw a snowball at me, thinking it was funny

How pretty much all internet arguments go

Computer whiz me

Since 2650 BC

We are looking for a cool slogan for our site. Got a good idea? Post it in the comments!

the power of a mustache!

Waiting for the cable guy

Φ

Well then...

Fedora neckbeard brony ***or atheists

Said everybody on the internet ever.

Tits vs. Ass

I heard the next one will have 6

Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. - David Ogden Stiers

Harry don't give a shit

Nothing Turns me on Like Patriotism

Whatsapp is down in Germany

Spiederbro

Orange you glad you don't smoke weed? ^.^

*Boing*

the time is nigh



Googliiing! Seek n' Destroy

Never forget

Makes sense.

AHUA

ship happens

Is it snowing outside?

penis nose

A gentleman from Россия

China - Population : 1

Stereotypes

the NOPE train has arrived

Help!

...

`MURICA

A Deal is a Deal. You're keeping Bieber and his shitty music while we enjoy our free healthcare

My thoughts as a Canadian...

Sounds like an episode of Rage Quit

kiev riots are getting crazy with the protesters using the guys from magicka

2 Carrot.

Breaking the fourth wall.

Sweet Dreams

Is Tumblr on drugs

Well played Canada

Somewhere in a bar in the Mushroom Kingdom...

My first sexual experience

The most creative escape award goes to..

little gem I found (link in comments)

well me and you both know we dont wanna carry this thing again so

The Simpsons sums up America's law enforcement

Smartbutt.

a legit solution.

Damn it, Bob!

Badass snail.

don't stop loving me <3

Clever

Life of Cthulhu these days

what an offensive post

bloody racists

One is considered a pest in most cities, the other is a pigeon.

He's copping a shell

I'd probably love my girlfriend... If I had one!