Only in 'Murica.

Alpha much?

tripping on youtube

Weapons > words

Is this real life?

After that we shall invade Uranus

People who didn't try Viagra yet

Louisiana resident Chuck DuPree

On the other hand, he's got a jetpack

A is for anteater

Bad influence

Getting Fakes.

The more you know

His acting lessons paying off for once

some people.. geez

Oh Jorah, you so fabulous

They're trying to take over the world.

She doesn't know what she expected

Twice the dad jokes. Must be a pain in the ass.

Babe pls

“ You Were Right”

Goddammit, Society.

I probably do not want to hear myself.

FA-BU-LOUS

That sounds like a nice feature to me.

That's because Harry knows well not to bend over when uncle Vernon's around...

i think this selfie-guy was pretty high

The truth unravelled

Can't f*ck with that logic

i hate vegans

no chest hair no worries

he was a koalafied locksmith

Titans loves big clocks

A full head of hair between them

but they just smelled soooo gooood

lkijyugdtse (I dunno)

a little bit of the side's please

If you don't think that's the tightest shit then get the *** out of my face

Without breaking a sweat

Post going well aaanndd its downvoted

I bet it was really hard

Her entire baby? I only forgot a leg last time, pew

Oh

seeing a good post with grammar mistakes

laid by overly materialistic shallow ***es that are after the riches huehue

In 10 days, Crimea will be mine. Follow the news for more info, Comrades

de gowasu

All of Tumblr is one wheel.

America at the moment

Vroom Vroom

Think of the Dolphins.

The current situation in 3 pictures explained

What is it with Americans?

poor leo

nice

Glad you could engage in this conversation too, SirPatStew

lickitung use lick, dicklet is super errective!

i guess some people would like to hear that

blaze it just like you'd be ***ed by satan

Play it cool... Syke!

"He who does not learn from history..."

luke, i ate your slice

The perks of being self employed

I'm out

nice strike faggit now lemme slap ya

Seeya bye.

everyday faces of the dark lord of the sith

Please. Just a bit closer.

Can't argue with that logic

Filipino kik is of stronk

Yeah i'm going back in.

Tumblr thinks too hard

yo got spider on yo face

nooo not bohemian rhapsody

***ing hipsters

All aboard

Tits or gtfo

Not even once.

Cheek kiss is fine.

Now the song is stuck in my head

He's a terrible son

‎

i'm gonna do that with my *** and share small pieces with homeless people

Genius detected

dogs are scared of a cat that moved in

Not today biatch

every damn time

The best part is the guy holding the sword got hit with a pot.

Larping

most of hot girls were ugly as kids

you know you modded Skyrim too much when.

then post it on instagram

I should have thought of this when I was younger...

ouch

i love the people on tumblr

Church in a nutshell

new footage from miley cyrus

Pompe 2

now that he has the hot dog he may rest in peace cause he's in a cemetery anyway

So I'm a gurl or wat