How i see sex after i fap

If you crush a marshmallow bunny it looks like Kim Jong-Un...

Boss staring at you

Satanus

Play it cool. Play it cool.

Pretty Accurate

The Internet knows me too well...

Heard you were talking shit!

I'm not here for the movie...

Joffrey, Ser Gregor, The Hound, Sansa Stark

Diferent perspectives on anal sex

Hugelol's comments never cease to amuse me

Skating and chilling

every girl's dream man

was looking for the no

Team rocket is throwing puns at the speed of light

I'm so metal , i drink water

How a hangover feels like

i still have a lot to learn

Energy from the sun? No, I get that shit from swegforce!

This jolly chap held this sign at a gay pride parade in phoenix, arizona.

Lil Wayne?

Can't stand these people

And I'm just

ummm.

"Fixed the kid whose mom sent him to school in pajamas on picture day"

Call of Duty

Just arab things

Come on brothers and sisters unite!

such grace moon moon

oh tumblr.

Steve Irwin 2.0

accurate

Friend's mom mixed up pajama day and picture day. He was not pleased.

Social Media is the Devil's Work

Beautiful gif, link of gif with pleasing music in comments

Peeing with a boner

When I play with my best friend

Reverse necrophilia

pew pew pew

ooh kill 'em

He has experienced some stuff....

I don't think thats how it works...

Just like a lightsaber

It's a bad post title

classy

That, and a little thing called the Soviet Union

Wait for it...

If only it was that easy to find girls.

Barfight under water.. must be England...

just right after I QUOBDW that IDPWJF

Little did he know they were plotting his demise

She's got a couple of things to learn.

Then ***ing Timmy gets up to go pee. Now I've been practising the wrong one.

thats a rare ***itfish found in the awwhellno sea

Playing the long con at the office

...

Someone unlocked the special character

"Uhh... not sure why, but okay, I'll do It too"

Ghetto Santa doesn't give a ***.

pika pika, mother***er

Playing video games while someone else’s watching

Haha Not America this time.

Nooooo, take her, not me

How OP feels when he delivers.

that's because he is

Guess which country

***, that was a hard punch

Burn so big, Tupac would die again

This

You know how realistic those 3D movies are honey

Doesn't he make your panties moist?

how apple makes the 5C

It always amuses me that the guy at the gate is shouting instructions to himself

"There are two parts of the hook blade, a hook and a blade"

Murica

Just lookin' for dick

Everything is sexy

minute 24: they still suspect nothing... player on top is a bit suspicious tho...

Love my girl <3

The Last Haircut

war is fabulous

We finally found it!

Accurate representation of the last 4 years of my academic life

Most cruel prank ever

Back when the Simpsons was hilarious

Well there goes my hopes and dreams.

aww yezz

ESO

Huh? What? OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!

Harry Potato

WoooOOOwoooOOOwooo

Bear accident

and alternative hentai

american army logic

How the show should have gone.

Until you get knifed.

I like dark meat, but not burnt meat.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *wink*

This is really Kraken me up.