How do you call a guy on drugs? High there!

What would you do for sex?

forever a half

It's the circle of life

I'm Out

She also used fried chicken scented perfume

Depressed Vending Machine.

It's the little things in life

When he goes so fast that you lose your breath

Picture it

MRW I have a presentation to do and the whole class is actually here

Not so wrong now is it?

could you not intensifies

So is I

A Friendly Game of Monopoly

How I meth your mother

''Son you know this is onix-ceptable.''

ssssssssss

Well, *** you too Google Translate!

That costume would have done it for me

Harry Potter: Main reason for arachnophobia and trust issues.

no brakes on the rape train

Glitches IRL must be a ***.

burn ***, burn.

Kids these days

John Cleese

Dat's hawt.

The birth of another meme

Need a Nanny? (Worth the read)

yes you do

She may not be Stacy but she sure is a scumbag

I am THIS done right now!

"Just Normal Things"

and another

You see a cute woodland friend, I see dinner

When boys...

Best way to solve your problems in murica

plot twist

Satan is Calling.

How porno starts.

BOOM.

Hound knows best

SmoOOOOth

*** don't need no man!

Ignorantia historiae non excusat

Out of toothpaste? Jim

Could you ***ing not?

Welcome to the internet

I have created the Antichrist

Nice burn.

Not a surprise really

Love banging her drums.

like a smooth criminal

Natural Selection at it's finest

True that

Meanwhile in the south

slight twist

What could go wrong??

We're too hardcore to take Russia as a threat

justnazithings

Crazy how nature make dat

this is the definition for success

No homo tho

When your parents told u you could never get a darwin award and you try to prove them they're wrong

no gravity was given that day

He looks like he's about to tickle someone to death with all those hands

Here's Troyeee !

Fo' real

not eaven chicken in their dreams

no party like a communist party

difference in the Avengers.

yea

Ice to meet you

how hard can you handsome?

We also care about money

At least an invisible force that works

Gandalfism, Harold,The Helix and Cageism...

Man, what a pussy

Meanwhile in America

Yet another unrealistic expectation for doors

tell me you love me, PoohBear

never get caught

Happens every time...

Sums up America pretty well.

Chunk busted!

... Lover!

an accurate representation of attacking a troll with logic

Goddamn dragons, stealin' all dat gold and all dem bikes

epic fail

Aww yiss... This could be NSFW

Rise and fall

My theory

127 hours: the sequel

pepper spray, that's why

When you ran out of bullets

After that finale...

Just one of those days

There is a copy for everything in asia

i wasn't expecting that comment

F*ck the king