mfw I can't get the joke but the title explained it

I know it's a riposte, but...

et tu brutus

General Friendzone and Captain Obvious in one person.

How I know to change most songs

so close

Fortunately, the vacuum has remained silent the whole time..

Walking past the cops High, trying to act normal

I dont see the problem

Chompy to the rescue!

Heard russia was heading for Ukraine

Oh....

It's much better

WoW

My ex came over yesterday. OTLTA and I need to hide the body in your place

The photobusters

3 easy steps to draw Van Gogh

"Science oven"

Looking up your symptoms online

Burn! Just like last time!

Simpsons are Historic.

Ice cream

And this is why I kill people your honor

football players

Whenever a test seems to be too easy

Twins separated at Birth

To the front page!

mfw the new spiderman movie is already out in mexico and not in the US

I wonder who it is

H

''But first, Lemme take a selfie'' Spaghetti sauce in the comments.

Valve-Team working on HL3

When my best friend broke up with his girlfriend.

So I heard it’s Earth Day

Love is in the air

Et tu, Colbert?

Feels like The Beast is much more persuasive.

As a Canadian, I can confirm this, and if you Jaywalk, a tank comes after you.

HL recently

Oh Varg!

Are you ***ing kidding me

Best way to remove bandages

would eat

The Rock as Brock

Boss Problems

Vegans in a nutshell

FREEDOM INCOMING!!

badass

Found this long ago

I wasn't expecting this kind of reaction, do you?

Window peeping

Yeah, that wouldn't make much sense

Wasn't that the day before some guy was brutally murdered down in Florida?

Trying to be social.

When you mistakenly press space

Evil...

Potatoes gonna potate

that's wacist!

Spongebob Was Metal

True love

scoutleader stan has wise words

Going to school with a hangover.

Scheming Owl

Billy nye the party guy!

Listen to your parents

I love it when a joke is so bad it's funny

You have to HAND it to Jaime, he can be quite persistent

Google it .... It's Real

It was obvious

Well would you look at that?

He has Hitler's Seal of Approval!

GOLLY ***ING GOSH!

Almost got turned on

So... here's a fact about flatworms

And on the third day, Treesus rose again.

Dang

Dahd, Stahp

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

When my friends reminded me that today was 4/20.

Filthy Console peasants!

Mine takes bullets

Where is your god now?

Neil Tyson and Seth Meyers everyone.

A very DARK nightmare

The REAL Questions

Aight?!

"But, If the the Pizza man truly loves the Babysitter. Why is her slapping her rear?" Steve asked.

Attention ***s be like "The ghost did it."

Sup ***ez

***, I hate when this happens

Best Troll.

Reality strikes you hard.

she converses

Oh I`m sorry, did I hurt your BREASTS ?

Why is he biting his girl?

Big Hugs. No Brakes

Its not ogre yet!

The life of a bee

Muh freedom

hint: eating the toes of his brethren infront of them doesn't amuse the average giant