Being the Fuhrer's favorite child doesn't excuse bad grammar

♫ The Krusty Krab Pizza / Is the pizza / For you and me! ♫

That's why alan looks good

When my professor didn't show up on the day of the test.

Sounds like my ex

I ***ing love science

leaked footage of koreas new nuclear rocket

When my mum wants to go home and I want to stay

plot twist: he works as a bilboard

Thanks, Pornhub.

"Arise, my son"

Hey joffrey

Nice trick man, High 5 .. do it again

Faster!

God damnit dog

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Anyone but him.

When you're high on HL and everything seems funny.

oh.

Does your face hurt ? - No why ? Bcause its killing me

These Jaime Lannister jokes are really getting out of hand…

Troy bring respect to my famiry !

So you mean we didn't lost Krillin six times?

Benedict Cum***crack

appalling facts, killing him

Doesn't matter had sex?

laquisha was bored

y u do dis.

Too much work...

Giving back to the people

flawless logic

Unlike most people, I care about our Earth.

prime(R)ape

Her reaction when she doesnt want me to come yet.

I make it hydro pump on them hoes

Stereotyping Americans

damn.

Sir, where is your horse...? I AM THE HORSE

The internets

Could sworn it was a Dingo

*epic battle music*

Spidy is going to make his own avengers team, with blackjack and hookers

TFW i'm 2

And you're all like :MeGusta:

With that I drank water! Well, with caffeine and sugar... a coke

Plot Twist: OP is also same person.

Boner in motion. ABORT ABORT

Ask Paul Walker ;)

Those jokes never grow old.. don't they?

Gon get da booteh

Mmmmmmmm, delicious

Black people.

I present you

What it feels like to upvote an unappreciated post

what possibly go wrong?

Evolution of Germany.

that'll teach him

I don't like kangaroos!

unexpected turn of events.

Call me: the Blastertater

art students before a final is due

jew fuhrious ?

fights on hugelol

Invisibility would still be better...

the life of a metal fan

or even worse, what if she has a dick?

White people...

As I am closing up on the ''Joined two years ago'' mark, this is my legacy.

darksouls pvp

scumbags

Found an OP.

But dude, seriously, I need to know!

Gotta cook 'em all.

She's a squirter :3

GTA San Andreas be like

Regular Harder Softer Porridge

Insta leg

So a midget walks under a bar...

Flash if you agree

Oh my Generation makes me weep.

Y'ALL GOT ANY BREAD?

They said it!

He might have a little too much alcohol on his hands

Wise choice indeed

Must have been a fun task

Hoot hoot mother***er

No more killing

Smooth as butter on a baby's butt cheeks

Bress you*

Those eyes scream kill me.

Gay Math.

to be, or not to be

George you sly dog

Boosting Morale

equality!

Black people's lips be lookin like leather seats n shiet

#justniggathings

Two Excellent points.

Wait a second, what is that smell? I smell buurniing

and i always thought asian are smart