He Hates Sandcastles And Dirty Dishes

"I would even trade my gun to get out of here"

How to wake up your girlfriend

Where is your god now?

plot twist: her step dad ***s her.

Cards against Humanity is the best game.

And in the seventh day they partied

make a wish

Elliot hands were tired.

Just some stuff...

I Dream of Hitler

Hotdoge such murica

The Code of the Dad

School is like ...

Murica!

I'll better tie a rope around my sand, so I don't lose it

u jelly brah

That's why it´s the best friend of men (Talking about Putin)

Meanwhile, after all the annexations...

modern art

Graduates be like:

Am iI the only one turned on right now?

Starting to Swear.

People say real action takes place in the comments. And they're right

Bike stealing simulation

helping is nice

I need to see this Sequel.

When mommy allows me to play a little longer.

Trust me, i'm an engineer.

"You're going so ***ing slow, even the snails are catching up!!"

Gotta Get Them Gains

:O

Dre pls

Motorboat

This about sums up the logic of religion

Marco

GoPoor

Sulu doesn't give a shit.

Don't care bear

Been there before.

Loking at fridge the 4th time

#NeverforgettheRoofbreakup

Who are you and how did you get here?

touching story from anon

Poor Nathan

ಠ‿ಠ

20 internet points for you

Polo

always think about the bright side

"Yeah but she's not alive"

It's not a just a Horcrux, it's a mineral.

When someone asks me how to nod

Mormont, the lord and protector of the friendzone.

Hugelol does not show mercy

I hate when they die too easily

proud guy.

Need water?

The Decision

Humanity rules africa

And sniffing the fumes will make you high

So... chicken flavored condoms?

We iz the smartest of countries

This is how i end up doing random things at home

"Bye, ***"

Critically Acclaimed

Mario Kart goes Next-Gen.

Should get at least a C-

back to da gheddo son

Senpai..... One day you wont be able to resist....

I'll bite ya

It's time to vote: YOU decide what we implement next.

when your friend passed the exam

It's a honest mistake.

Sometimes when I'm alone in the lab...

Why aren't we using this?

How finals work

....

Dat cum back

If only my mom did that!

noobs need to gear up.

#rekt

Buys a used ferrari, its previous owner is the lord saviour himself

Too many gears to thought about.

â—‰_â—‰

this ain't no joke anymore

Robert is done with your shit

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Im joining

Only in India

Ash dosen't have enough badges for that…

Alwas trust the salesmen

Tyrone steady been tryin to sell his mixtapes

cartoons used to be something very different

I ***ed up.

too soon? or too late?

My germs! My germs!

ruining childhoods

When you go back to Europe after 1 year in China

i swear on me mum

Surely they did.