I was once in a situation where I needed one, but this is a whole new level

phrasing anyone?

Hey there....wait... NOPE

4...20?

all we want is to be respected, that's all

***obots *** out.

Meanwhile at ubisoft HQ

Just makes life so much better

friendzoned again

He didn't stick around.

True dat

"My husband died and I found out he had another family" Yes, the box (husband) is being questioned

Girls on Facebook when their parents don't give them what they want

edited*. Someone thinks he's creepy

Kung fu baby

OP moms be like

...my future

Couldn´t agree more

81 seconds?! I wish I lasted that long on my first time... that is yet to come. :(

Dark Souls III preview released

Goofy, you scurvy dog

summer sale soon

achmed the dead terrorist

Plot Twist: Their son is a Quokka

Mustache problems

Hang in there, Hugelol!

That's my fetish

bring me dat bootee

She wants the T

First world problems plus bonus at the end

that ass

kinda gay shit

these sneaky nigglets

After finally downloading the song I was looking for, after countless remixes and covers

perfect plan what could go wrong?

Homie absorbed all his brother swag in the womb

who knew?

Ugh you don't understand.. It's fashion!

Spot the 2 differences

All he can see are black chicks

Let her drown

The only one who can aim

Jaden knows whats up

They're gonna get their asses whipped, but guess who

seems like grammar nazis have to confront their cousins now

This is fake because irl I would not care.

Your inspiration quota for today

Saul goodman knows his shit.

ouch

when you just can't anymore

thas some deep shit

You´re so deep, man

Well, you got me there.

My first post. I swear it's original

SUPRISE MOTHER***ER

The new Mario Kart is looking really promising.

Chemistry 101

And the LORD doth said "dunketh upon those niggas, because they know not what they do" Exodus 4:20

"jelly fishing"...

Wat is dis

Literally

The Red Copter of Dorne

Me as a non-GoT fan yet when seeing GoT posts

After making a racist post

He's the cousin... and the Red God!

Its all clear now

Should have worn a helmet

Damn, that's impressive

Our Lord and saviour #swagrid

street fighter saving the day....(sauce in the comments guys.)

True love

This is why Bill Murray is awesome

The Saxophone Horse is truly a work of art.

Spidey decided to join SWAT instead of The Avengers.

you know what it's going to be..

Don't freak out, but there's a ginger in the water with you

Misunderstood G. R. R. Martin

Poor reverse centaur!!

If it's stupid, but you're right, it's not stupid

Achievement unlocked: secret entrance

Meh, I've had worse

Really?

Yep sums it up

Well... Happy Birthday!

I Like Big Butts.

The world economy

Thats deep

Fun Fact: #6

Would have the movie way better.

When you get the boost at the start of a race

they really have advanced movie effects these days.

At least he didn't kill them.

True faceswap art

Now you can poop anyway you want!

You Da Real MVP

Mind blowing episode tho...

Maybe if he could wear a helmet

I like that too.

Never apologize.

Wibble her wobbly