How polite of me

So, to sum it all up

Oh irony

The README in the Stanley Parable Files...

Perfection

Oh look! The Michelin guy is back!

When someone calls you a maggot

I call them coffee because I store them in the freezer

"an excellent idea"

This is the doom of hugelol as we know it.

Never thought I'd grow up to be like squidward

starting to think she doesn't like me

My'cardio

luffy stop im not in the mood pls

New world order intensifies

Penalty for Brazil !

Ohh Alfred.

"The biter"

the moment i learned how sex is done...

"Their jewelry is in the second floor bedroom!"

i would be a feminist if all feminists would think like this

James Potter

The best Dad Joke.

How to speak Italian

Sabrina, you sassy ***.

Well, he did smoke half his face off.

Two men and a women.

Playing GTA: San Andreas for the first time.

console master race..,,

top kek

That krills people, coral!

1, 2, 3, BATTLE

Once taken away the chopsticks, asian gets confused

Gotta buy 'em all!

Best. Strip. Club. Ever.

25 Dad Jokes.

Oh the Public School System.

Society is ***ed up...

Roller skates and a sniper rifle, this kid is too lethal.

Favorite headline of 2014

Goodbye England

You know how it is...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You hear that? That's the sound of smart girls ovaries exploding.

All work and no play makes Happy a dull boy.

How I run Skyrim

That chain, stuff of nightmares

Inspiration for the modern Brazilian stadiums.

You can't blame him.

20 Stories from Fatties.

cool grandpa

*** off dad

Happens on 9/11 days

SRSLY?

Secret Services

yandere intensifies

inb4 rape

best excuse i could make.

Thanks, captain obvious!

Alleys are dangerous...

The walking Dadjokes.

Best use for a yearbook! Gotta kill 'em all!

Lord_Lucifer leaving us a message

Rabbit is starting to lose it. Big time.

You can't blame him really

You thought you could hide from the pain-train, right? WRONG!

As it zooms out I feel sad for OP

Goddamnit Shane, Have you no Shame?

Trick questions

The Dutch

Taking the bad with the good.

"Can you pass me the fire extinguisher please?"

¬¬

*** you, Becky.

Bye suckaaa

OH GOD THE HORROR

Keep it classy

Well that was quick

Done

biscuit, james biscuit

Job Problems

Waterproof breakfast mother***er. Do you eat it?

i will show the the world of wonders harry

this is me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews.

Freedom, now made in China

Neither feminist, nor father. He's beta and the postman the father.

Dad jokes strikes again

Tickle tickle

This guy's going places

Totally legit

Weirdest boner on the 2nd panel

The true power

FB knows the stuff

Dammit Kyle

70 tons of pure democracy

We're here to wreck your life and eat all your alfalfa...god sent us

A white girls heaven. A fathers Hell.

Watahmahlon

Well, at least I have my personality

On a Scale from 1 to 10, she is defintley a Six