Me no want to live on this planet anymore

It all makes perfect cents now!

Oppa Ban Ki-Moon Style.

Organ donor.

So it was aliens!

I wanna do this!

Every time

Everytime i have to read a loooonnng text...!

Best award speech ever!

Surprise Motherf**ker

An interesting conversation

Things to release at a wedding:cool vs. not cool bro

Snail

True sh*t?

Oh you

Overheard this conversation: "Deep Purple, huh? What kind of color is that?".

Headcap!

How did he do that?! :O

Raccoon feat Jean Michel Jarre

Cameraman, meet Mr. Bottom - Mr. Bottom, meet Cameraman.

Siri Drunk Text App

And he has big hands

Ctrl+c, ctrl+v

He's Finally Out

We all Do it!

Forgetting.....

Ohhh J.D

How 'Bout NO

Worth it

Don't Do That

Every time I see one of these minivans...

Seems legit...

Please..learn.

I Myth You

Titanic. Then and now

Super Hero By Luck

Not the Right Answer

Dafuq..

Leaving a fart behind in an elevator full of people

Throwing Knives

Bad Things to Say

I'm not alone!

Romney. You liar

The ugly truth!

Sorry! :O

With your donation we can stop juvenile mustaches.

Sounds like RAPE.....?

Well played Disney

Active Volcano sounds nice..

Most skilled spider ever!

Regrets....

It does nothing!

True sh*t

Turning On The Oven

Total confusion

Burn

Science jokes never get old

U mad?

Well f*ck

Lady Gaga's shocking halloween costume

Guy Kisses Beer On The Big Screen

What I Think When I Hear

Hard one for you: Find the differences, other than muppets are cool

Kitty Loves Being Thrown

We've all been there ( sorry if repost )

"Goooo... Sharks!"

"Yea, I just did that, whatchu gon' do about it?"

So I got this girl a drink...

It works everytime!

Other way to adopt

Nice try

Ham overload!

Ruff dog day

That's a solution...

Haaaaaaaattteeeee

Let the extortion begin.

Jesus, Harry!

True sh*t for computer geeks

Getting Your First Paycheck

Definitely should... (smile)

Well that was fast

"Fine! Here, take this with you".

That awkward moment.

Elevator Troll

"Master, I found this frog! Have a look!"

It happens more often than it should...

Oh right...humans not food

Stop it human!

How not to ride a segway

C-c-c-c-combo breaker

Here, take a hug

Dogs.. the best friends of humans

Want!

Not AS Cute

IPhone 9

Le me doing a class presentation in lower school

Pug is very confused..

Sneezing While Taking A sh*t

Satan's deal

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