gotta be an a+ssassin

Because the only toy girls are allowed to play are kitchenwares

*Flashes away*

That's usually it

Beavis and Butthead still have it

Waking up to your favourite song

Well, it is pretty awful...

When I come out of a public bathroom that has no hand dryer or paper towels

I think I've spotted a possible flaw in your plan

Video Game Store Makes the Most of Their Broken Shutters

easiest catch

Nosy ***

rick will remember that

I think Popeye is why people hate Americans.

***s given: 0

Seth Rogen's parents.

The Simple thought of it

Fired on first day

No wonder she doesn't like gays, she's stuck in the 80's.

Randy pls

Didn't even get a handy

Kill the skeleton till it´s dead

Men, follow this flow chart.

OP local store is always willing to give a hand to their customers

Keep arms and legs inside the rollercoaster

Even I get nailed more than I do.

Note to everyone about Siri.

how i imagine the great tumblr and 4chan war.

Tales from an Alpha.

For the sake of science! and...WHERE IS SQUIRTLE WHEN I NEED IT!!!

Would you please photoshop out the cows from the photo?

A true Hero.

Never let your bridesmaids go strapless

There's always a price to pay for cannibalism.

Watcha doin buddy?

At least he wrote Afghanistan right

Asian standards

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When Cpt. 'MURICA dies blackhawk is going to take his position

damn add placement

is that a guy wearing a skirt next to her?

They got kicked for spawn camping.

I've never seen a better response

These should be mandatory.

Does mine do that?

Damn moses again

leacked photo from the new star wars set

This family's so ginger, they just make standard bread houses around Christmas time.

Damn desuyo...

Bring your daughter to work day

drop the faith

Surely there must be a another way?

At least it still went in. More info in comments

Shots fired

The more the merrier.. right?

When you REALLY want a deadline extension

Hopefully things will change now.

No moar french toast

When she says she can squirt

when i unstick my balls from my leg

How i imagine the new mods to be

Do the Carlton Dance

"I don't ask for gold but become one anyways" - some HL users

therapy incoming

New apple products

Looks like someone changed his mind

The merging of two nations...

Stupid Elves

Could you spell that please

Wins WC, losses WW

Would you like to buy a vowel?

Not Coming to a Theater Near You

you just realized this after 1008 episodes?

not sure if rachuesist

How to get girls with your Bros.

All the single ladies be like

True

Russian media be like

instructions unclear

I'm sorry you're no special cornflake

He's so free that his bald eagle drinks the oil of his enemies.

Gunblr showdown

Mrw I got banned for having the word b.l.a.c.k in my title

I guess you could say it's a detergent

Trying to win at life

It's all fun and shit until fire dragon attacks

who get wrecked under the sea?

Puberty for dummies

Miracles can happen my ass

when it comes to reposts

#justactionflickthings

no title

I think he´s gay

Nice drawing

How Wiings deals with repost reports.

Tumblr ***s.

'C' word

Oh, the irony.

Tyrone´s dead i think!

That creepy doctor though