Lucky for him that the d*ldo arrived the day before

The wall needed to be painted anyways.

When I see dat ass

Fully commit, or eat shit...

when you fail at life even when you are the main character

The food was good but the housekeeping was really rude

Clif Hanger

Best funeral ever!

Collect Karma guys!

Forgotten should stay forgotten for some reason

this one time at the band camp ...

It's just superstition after all.

pew! pew! pew! pew! pew!

Where is the gold and promised land i was told about?!

As good as the last one

Trollin

Love that animal

was that him? I don't nose

They see us bending, they hating (8)

Jesus christ skylar

Wot

scienc stahp!

Some editor has waited their entire life to write something like that.

Its beach time...

How to enhance your coffe

A friend of mine was at the airport and found Asian Morgan Freeman

I seem to have a hatred to *** ingrained in my being...

the more you know

The new iPhone...

tumblr ***es

Oh, Pixar.

Karen pls

Home defense while cleaning

Gooby pls

I need a place to hide too

To all of you pathetic guys out there

Armadillo saves the day

Classy 4chan

He just doesn't give a shit anymore.

best crossover ever.

Shovel Knight is Ready to Dig You a New Butthole

I don't detect any fail in his plan

Cool Cop

Geronimoooo....oh.

Always care what you say

Thank you Siri

'Muricans....

Someone has been using my razor

The one true cancerous site

It's time to p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pay

He's as cold as ice

Wedding night

"come with me human"

#justbronzethings (unless you're in korea)

"Time is relative" - German science man.

The world never learns I guess....

She forgot the note

Little brother asks me for the laptop to go surf on ***

her sexuality is like a starbucks order

LOL True AMAZING

Netherland is of amused

Adam West should be in every cartoon

So Mark and Mary are interviewing people.

God damn it, Michael Bay !

Canadian Warfare hidden footage

Baseball banners.

America the Beautiful, America the Blind

Best steam game reviews

*** you lamp.

I miss RvB

Thor's problems

old habits die hard

Motivation <3

Oh Dora......

Before inventing the disposable razor, King Gillette was working at a slaughterhouse #-38FACTS

gotta be an a+ssassin

Because the only toy girls are allowed to play are kitchenwares

*Flashes away*

That's usually it

Beavis and Butthead still have it

Waking up to your favourite song

Well, it is pretty awful...

When I come out of a public bathroom that has no hand dryer or paper towels

I think I've spotted a possible flaw in your plan

Video Game Store Makes the Most of Their Broken Shutters

easiest catch

Nosy ***

rick will remember that

I think Popeye is why people hate Americans.

***s given: 0

Seth Rogen's parents.

The Simple thought of it

Fired on first day

No wonder she doesn't like gays, she's stuck in the 80's.

Randy pls

Didn't even get a handy

Kill the skeleton till it´s dead

Men, follow this flow chart.

OP local store is always willing to give a hand to their customers

Keep arms and legs inside the rollercoaster