Was it the tooth fairy ?

My friend when I said he can take one or two...

Goddamn ***er broke another vase.

at least it isn't like my gmod hours

These hoes aint loyal yo

she still hasnt replied

Piglet plis

Questions for google

Neil deGrasse Tyson on engagements.

Growing Up

"Nugget ***er 8000"

"crowing intensifies"

coz im getting hungry

she aint coming home

The Moment You Become Aware of Your Power

the Apple does't fall far from the Tree

Apple

Childhood ruined

compensating much?

This is how british dogs play.

The Rivers Will Run Red

Sirius pls

Before and after. Be careful with what you post on the internet.

Looks like your death, Was Garen-Teed

My biggest fear

dem original playthough tho

Anon loses faith

Well he does have a point ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

inception

The Deep End

Sanctions in a nutshell

Payback

MFW im at dinner with family after Ganja Sesh

Taking a shit..

Oldest trick in the book.

Someone doesn't like Shakespeare

I wonder if anyone could relate what kind of fight is this...?

This guy has his priorities right

Technically it`s still a blowjob

When you want a Shirt that says I am a functional pervert

my first day in my new job

7/10 would ***

Scooby-Doo knows this feeling

THIS AIN'T FUNNY

The suspense was killing

*gene

Well, I thought this happens to everybody at some point

Godzilla in a nutshell (SPOILERS)

Five six seven eight.. i can see you masturbate..

So this is the end of human civilisation

Physically and mentally handicapped

Ignorance is bliss

Using the force to keep the UK safe.

No Towelie I don`t want to get high!

You've been ducked

tomorrow we´ll try with vodka

Ear holes

I don't even..

Ultra Rare

Can't even get mad, that's amazing

Coming soon, to a theatre near you.

How's your pullout game

Awkwardly correct

ProBane

Tired of people using your mug?

"If you're afraid of something just face it"

Perspective.

Forgive Me.

Keep squeezing dat lime, Robin.

Chest hair is pride.

It's always the last place you look

Best faceswap ever

I love whoever designed this. 10/10

Free jam

Dammit Keith!

Just pretend that you're mentally disabled, works every time

This airline got a little passive aggressive

Why tea is so badass

Most weather apps out there

VIOLATORS will be towed and fined $50.

Blow-whistle a taxi

A day in the life of me. Enjoy folks <3

iCloud

How to explain Texas in less than three words

My transition from HUGELOL to Hiddenlol in a nutshell

Dont Dead. Open inside.

The lannisters send their regards ~

The balls are in too, you say

A true Gentleman

The dilemma that makes ''Football or Porn?'' seem like an easy decision.

gotta go fast

Close enough

Awkward

gay sex is so weird

me trying to use my phone in bed

Denied

My high school (also yours too)

Dem fetishes

Oh uncle frank

slav mechanic