Plot twist: All because he didn't invite him.

I knew dat shit ain't true!

Every time

Surprise Spider

Well formed XML

Drunk

Pokemon, fun for all ages!

"Always trust a priest, but only when it works out for you" - me 20 sec ago

This story got me aroused

How to leaf blower 101

I play league, do i get a get out of jail free card?

Promotion.

10/10 would Play!

Why I don't *** with my cat

Just what I wanted.

This dog knows things...

when you're sober but u have to drag your drunk friend home

Came across this review of Plague Inc: Evolved on Steam

Evidence for all you non believers...

Don't forget your starbucks!

halls gotta chill

Snap Chat

when ur in a parent teacher conference

The countdown clock

The creator of 4chan is now on the 2nd and 3rd place on the list of all time worst people in history

future president 2102

Privlige checked

Dad vs Social Media

cursed!

Too much money spent on dank coal

Recycle

cat.exe is not responding

You see Ivan, when sex like me, you no more fear of have pregnant

American justice system at its best

this poor, poor guy

Dolphin love

Word

Aww Crap.

I'm not even sure what to make of this.

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

Definition of Internet

Because it's a cell wall

Yeah Science!

[wtf intensifies]

Playing Dead

How to get a girl properly wet...

So she won...and I'm single.

Honesty, the best policy

***ing nope.

Not to mention their fondness of the queen...

. .

Technically correct -- the best kind of correct

Like a glove.

/b/ makes a new -chan

A tall glass of disappointment

they told me that scopes on bats are useless, they were wrong

Make sure you get the neck

/b/ describes their sexlife

Cool glasses

Drunk

You gotta watch out for these things on the road in Russia

when i saw a cute girl

the wrong puppy

start of a yearlong therapy in 3..2.. 1..

MOM! I SAID TO CLEAN UP MY MESS!!!

Dog spotting is not a joke

Columbus day sale anyone?

Her favorite book is the one with peanut butter stains

think about it

God damnit Jeeezus!

Even animals have fetishes...

What's happening in North Korea

Banzai, banzai! Japan deterioration in a nutshell.

And next thing she was rabbling on about virgins

apply water to burnt area

told ya, they´re creeps

BURN!

Ebola just got infected with me.

Stab to make it snow

Allahu Akm9

The hero we all need

Android phones vs Apple

Denial.

I cannot find someone like you...someone that big

But.. monkeys...

Olive Garden and unlimited breadsticks.

Raise your hands

Meanwhile in the Canadian Army...

wait but why

Whenever I get mail from my family

all natural

WOW! Talk about getting a"head"

His bullet, traveling at the speed of light! Surrender now, or prepare to die!

This is how to advertise

can't really undo

Probably because you forgot to wear your alpha fedora... baka...

/b/ welcomes Miley Cirus

Bones

Gotta train em' all!

BRUTAL