Now I can meet my friends

Types of drunk

Only 98.000 short

everything anime-main-characters care about...

Working in the food industry, summed up in one sentence

Insecurity.

Coworker said happy Halloween and gave me this.

How To Deal With Junk Mail. Must try

Chipotle is out of ***

competitive lightbulb replacement

Kid keeps it real on Jeopardy...

Human Fuel

He loved it so much he did it 3 times himself

Perfect time for a picture

This house is for squares

Does Diet Coke Give You Cancer?

So high,Dawg

Everyone needs a GREAT pun to start the day

Angle.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turbans

Oh shit...!

Just keep trying, maybe it'll work.

Well, my girlfriend might not be pleased.

Would you care for some nuts?

Dad issues

Didn't even get caught

Poof! Single.

There's going to be so much paperwork

I forgot how epic is Skyrim

All day this couple ran up to different Batmans, yelled "son!" and then dropped to the floor.

This new community mission seems pretty fu- HOLY SH*T

Facebook cover?

PENIS!

ಠ_-

Lord of The Pugs

Japan doesn't *** around with Halloween.

Anon posts hentai

[murrica intensifies]

Destiny as a sandwich

Supa Fly

The Walk of Shame After Halloween Is Always the Worst Walk of Shame

Come on Larry

Sums up my flirting skills

you have a serious problem

You're a wizard Harry

Michael Scott is the best

Facebook didn't get it.

2nd Best Job Interview

She wants the D

I just stand at the back and ting

What doctors believe.

Poor train

For all the DBZ fans

Alice in Chainz

accidental pedophilia

Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip

Eiffel Towered

The guy who was motivating people at the gym.

Things to do with 1 Trillion $,part 1

Move Over Westboro: This Years Costume is Lactose Intolerance

Checkmate

Things to do with 1 Trillion $,part 2

Starlord has bad eyesight

pretty good lasagna

Scariest costume I've ever seen.

Mixed double

Bare boobs: 1.... Police: 0

Best costume I've seen in a long time

dsp everybody

This is the best welcome sign I've seen

Anon wants to run a business

Important business meetings at work today

Protester helps police install VLC player

Play dead

in a perallel universe

Seriously who the *** did this

This is an actual article on one of Britains most popular tabloid's website. I can't wait for Ebola.

Killer Clown Advice

Every Black guys nightmare

Indeed

Religious debate on the internet

Matt Damon on Arthur

Let the conspiracy theories begin

In the spirit of Hallowe'en

Don't do Drugs... Mkay?

A world without war

Who you gonna call?

Bones

Our weatherman this morning...

For the safety of mankind

Dat victim complex tho

Wow. Okay printer. Okay.

It's usually the reason why

African American horror story

'Warm notice'

Horsin' Around

Googled "easy Halloween costumes" was not disappointed

Sometimes Urban Dictionary wins at life

Poor guy's terrified

In honor of Halloween