I've been tardy so many times now the school has pre-printed tardy slips for me

He surely impressed some b*tches

How to win an argument

What do you see in the Mirror, Professor Dumbledore?

False hope

Truth

Red, white and blue review

It's the truth.

...lot going on in there, apparently.

Panorama Massacre

#Justmexicanthings

well maybe you should just stop wearing short shorts and getting shitfaced ... just maybe

I don't see why not...

Subway Tip Jar

Poor indigineous people

Yep. Don't know why this got deleted earlier

at least you have a pop tart

Facebook feed delivers.

Got thinking this morning...

Will someone in the toilet industry please acknowledge this

Flawed Logic

Hail Hydrant

Walking up to clubs like

Neo crosses the road

#rekt

Great turkey, Uncle Rob.

Canadian Beer pong

Log or Alligator?

Hand changes everything

mfw i eat the wrong ant

The first woman to break the Internet.

Cup of Joe, please!

Oh. Sorry

I'm the hero this couch deserves

MRW I wake up from my 'powernap' 3 hours later

water balloon fights are different in the middle east

You cant say it didn't work

Why men shave their pubic hair

Does this piss you off?

Seems like a waste but whatever

"Cub your mum is the forest bike"

For once, Hollywood got it right

Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card.

Kim Kardashian Spotted at Magic Tournament

Karl king of ducks

Nobody will ever believe you *chew chew chew*

Guilty people

gymleaders be like: full restore

Search: yiffing ...... aww..... AWWW JESUS

Drops the smoke then drops 'em both

When an idiot is going on about politics

Why do all the women on Pinterest look like they found a penny

Jason knows

Whoa, PornHub has gotten deep...

Vampire slayer for hire

Money spent well

How did we land rover on that asteroid?

*hits blunt* If I delete something, where does it go?

This pretty much sums up university life

Had a killer craving for Cheetos today, coworker delivered.

The trouble with blacklights

How to Lose a Social Media Gig with an NFL Franchise in One Click

I shall forever stand against Decepticons

I bet lizards can run on water better than your jesus

Bribing Mountain Dew

Nobody wants to share a Coke with Meg

Jennifer Lawrence's reaction to Kim Kardashian's pictures

When she tells you she's 16

No tip? Take a hit

Genius

America's Neighbor

Fear and loathing in the 100 acre wood

The perks

Me as a 6 year-old.

Spotted in a pub in rural Wales. They call it a Phuck.

Missed Connections

Just one cookie they said........

may i ask why you felt little kim deserved to die ?

Please

When I'm leaving for for vacation and my brother tells me my mum is going to use my computer

Daddy Jake

Leonardo DiCaprio is approaching his final form

Smooth

Are you sure about that, Netflix?

Oh ***

Growing up was really tough.

For the Glory of Satan of course!!

Neil deGrasse Tyson on Interstellar

Damn the real life Cartman is spot on!

American television according to Europeans

Did some rearranging at work and found this

Devious boxes

Nigga's still got standards after all

break ups are so sad

MMMMM MMMMM Diabetes

Not sucha smart idea to play with hungry eels... it was rather... thumb.

shhh..isn't she beautiful ?

Kim K's fat ass

Homer Kardashian

Well at least unicorn is real