"Failed today too. I'll try tomorrow."

This made me laugh more than it should of

Someone fetch some ice for this massive dad-burn

Every morning

handicap

Cute girls these days

Mittens. The barking kitty

Blenders are not that sexy

Ain't this the truth

Moses the hairdresser.

Come at me bro

MRW i'm daydreaming about the hot girl in class and the professor calls me on a question

Kids these days

The story behind Bill Nye's bow tie

Lazy cat trying to help

Usa ladies and gentlemen

Passive aggressive hippy.

BDL or Badass lightsaber

One does not simply overthrow Satan.

We all know this feeling.

Jerk

what more is there to say?

What a cruel world we live in

A "New" invention to make the world a better place

Pigeon hacks Boss fight

stupidity fresh out of water

ABOUT THE LIGHTSABER CONFUSION

How to talk to girls

Works fantastic with the "Can I speak to the manager" starter pack

How to get the best view at a concert.

John looks like a team player...

Test gif. Please ignore

Cookies for Santa

Suck it, anonymous

You're in deep trouble, mister

oh Mike, them brownies were "kind of" toxic for monsters

Me trying to accomplish things in life...

Final project is due tomorrow

How the US media sees the Ferguson incident

Did he spread coke on the french toasts?!

No metter what you do...

Nativity scene finished

Mmm

Hate it when this shit happens

A Parent's Job

Tree's done.

Radiobread

Oh teslas tree oh teslas tree ♫

My kind of Super Smash.

Smoke detector

pie chart.

Carrie's Tinder

He's probably the sand beneath them, too.

mrw someone poisoned the water hole

Salt in the wound

President Obama!

Medieval fighting words

My success in life..

Just one of those days

Asterix kicked his ass anyway

Cookie

Any good movie suggestions?

Black stormtroopers and stuff

Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

The Men in Black try to stop the 'Aliens' guy

feminism in a nutshell

Someone has been vandalising signs at my college

Don't we all

Testicles

Why we love Fox News

They probably waited years to write this story.

Badass Danny Trejo

that pie though..

when the equipment screen doesn't actually pause the game

Silly gooses

Even in a galaxy far far way, some things never change

It took him 3 decades to shake off the Jedi's power

lmfao!

Starter Pack

Texting with mom

Fear the deer

Coexist? No, wait..

New weapon for an old enemy

Politics

Terrorists Win!

and they are right

Walk in the club like, what up? is that an explosion?

god freaking damnit!

ROLL OUT!

Sex ed questions in an Indian newspaper.

If you looked up the definition to "Envy" and there was a picture, this would be it.

Jalen pls

When the teacher says we can leave early but only if we don't make any noise

Bye

Mom asked me to put the toilet paper on the shelf...

Hurray!!

Bible verses

Christmas in Latvia

And the award for worst seats you paid for goes to this guy. Seen at the Charlotte Checkers game

brain.exe has stopped working!