Random texts

Can you solve this math problem?

This is totally legit, and he got the job too

How I'm picturing North Korea's internet issues right now

Ah

There are two types of girls in England

That's messed up

I call this position the "Silver Surfer."

30 Rock predicted it years ago

Sign at the cafeteria today

#get_rekt

Wait! What Minnie???

Forever Alone - Catholic style.

'Straya

CS:GO review

Stephen Hawking and John Oliver

Might as well go down swinging

Well Then

Spiders

Misha Collins everybody.

Selfie Stick

When you've been married this long...

The Circle of Life

Don't talk shit

Nice catch

Meanwhile in Different parts of the World!!

Physically challenged challenge

When ever the in laws show up

Local woman is 71 and 68 at the same time, doctors hate her!

Well said, well said

One hell of a deal kiddo!

Every Time...

Smooth as |_|__ck

Oh True!

doesnt smoke weed everyday

Bob Ross knowledge

Traditional Broke Dating

The teacher's pet

"Goddamnit Karl."

The real hunger games

This response couldn't be better

So You Have Bought a New MacBook

Oh no! Pls share for jesus or 11 good things will happen at bad timez

Just president things

Playing Cards Against Humanity at Thanksgiving with your gradma has its risks

Meanwhile in New Zealand

Rate my gf

Cat-calling

Honest job advertising.

Never forgetti

This year's Home alone marathon. With extra happy endings

This sums up every club on New Year's Eve

$199,999.99!

...dammit

Anon fights crime

"I'd smurfing smurf the smurf out of that smurfing smurf!"

Society for asking stupid questions

Please be extra vigilant this Christmas!

Supreme Leader

This pizza delivery driver was in front of me at a red light the other night.

Frosty is a prostitute

Night night

Role Play Gone Wrong

Sister came across this article while preparing for her upcoming job interview.

Back when Spongebob was good.

Turns out Shrek hates it.

Spoiler

What it's like living in the North on this day..

not today mr bond

Placebo Effect

Cat goals

The passive aggression of the Christ

When you realise that it is time for a re-branding

Cop beats black man in New York.

Kim Jong Un enjoying the new movie

Top Shop Presents

Claustrophobia

To be fair, there were 4 additional minutes

Fasting

How to receive a one-way ticket to Hell

wat

America in style

"yeah babe. it's kinda tight there"

A moment of silence for those who don't understand what he is trying to do

Every waiter knows

if it fits, it fists

Velma is have none of your vampire bullshit.

Morning After Cat

Comment Lad

Seriously‽

Dear Santa....

Demotivational poster

So Hopeful

I'm really glad "Fireplace For Your Home" has subtitles

I nearly died laughing

Today we lost another valuable porn set...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cosplay taken to a whole new level!

When the girl in front of you won't get her hair off your desk

Teenage trees